The Dandy Warhols - Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia
90

So I got this recommended…

I was actually suprised that I already knew one song (Bohemian Like You). This is like nothing I‘ve heard before, but it‘s really good. Some tracks are nearly instrumental like „Sleep“, but that‘s fine. And there is no bad song on this Album. It‘s not entirely my style, like I wouldn’t hear most of the songs normally, but I really liked it. Definitely worth listening.

Thanks for the recommendation @Ethan

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Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
100

J. Cole Said he knew Kendrick would drop a bomb. And OH BOY HE DID.
The beat alone sounds like one of the hardest disstracks ever. And it is exactly that.

KSI - Thick of It / Low
25

The sound is… well, not the worst I‘ve ever heard (still not good), but the Lyrics are complete Bullshit. The Music video is pretty cool though.

Kanye West - POWER
100

I‘M LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY

This is Peak Kanye

Boyinaband - Life is Fun
80

Why is this so low? I think this really is a good song

TheOdd1sOut & Roomie - Good Person
0

Absolutely not my type of Music. I couldn’t even make it as far as 1 Minute. This is… horrible

SomeThingElseYT - Help! Oh Well...
90

Dude, this is really good for a song from an Animator. That‘s all I have to say lol

SomeThingElseYT - I'm Something Else
85

That is one heck of a rap song. Dunno why he‘s pulling down pants though, that line is pure stupidity

Haminations - Who I Am
92

I think it‘s pretty solid. Why are all you guys hating on Late Bloomers??? Like what‘s the problem if someone has a high voice?

This song is the only thing responsible for the fact that I‘ve started to draw. It just means so much to me

Cass Elliot - Make Your Own Kind of Music
100

See you in another Life brother

Yung Oogway - Adolf Hitler is My Nigga
0

Just… delete not only this piece of ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT, but Oogway, please… Just delete your existence from the internet. This is just… what did I just do… WHY???

Avicii - The Days / The Nights
99

It doesn’t feel right to give this a 100, but it definitely has a place in my heart, a special place.

„One day, you‘ll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember“

Let me tell you one thing: He is fucking right. We only have this one life and it’s the most beautiful thing we‘ll ever experience (cause it literally IS the entire experience). You decide how you live your life, so enjoy it guys.

Nas - Illmatic
100

Holy Crap, this album is a masterpiece. Everything except The Genesis (which isn‘t a real song in my opinion) is absolutely amazing. I will still make my three honourable mentions but tbh I could choose nearly every song on this album as an honourable Mention, it‘s insane.
The guy was 20 when this album came out, like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? That is crazy.
Halftime didn’t age that well but it‘s still great

Best Song: It ain‘t hard to tell
Honourable Mentions: ... read more

The Beatles - The Beatles
100

This Album is SO BIG, yet also SO GOOD. The bad songs are easily outweighed by the amazing ones. And there‘s a bunch of them.
Savoy Truffle is super funny. But that makes it so good.
Revolution 9 is horrible… it‘s not even real Music…
Helter Skelter is iconic! That‘s literally all you have to know XD
Piggies is… just No…
Now my favorite song (this is a long review, sorry for that): While my Guitar gently weeps. When I listened to this song I ... read more

The Beatles - Help!
92

Amazing! Help! Is absolutely awesome. Yesterday is extremely sad but also so good. For me a big surprise was You‘re going to lose that girl, I really like that song.

Best Song: Help!
Honourable Mentions: Yesterday, You‘re going to lose that girl, I‘ve just seen a face.
Worst Song: It‘s only love

Luis Fonsi - Despacito
29

How is this the second most streamed song on YouTube? HOW???

Paul McCartney - Temporary Secretary
29

Holy Crap… This is bad. If it wouldn’t be so damn catchy it would be absolute Dogshit. However this… „piece of art“ is for some reason the catchiest bad song ever. Or the worst catchy song, I‘ll let you decide.
But one thing‘s for sure: It’s freakin‘ bad. What the heck was that, Paul???

Various Artists - Eurovision Song Contest Malmö 2024
62

Not the Best, but I absolutely love The Code. Definitely deserved the win. So many different styles of music in one song and it actually sounds good - that alone is crazy. The Performance was also very impressive. Running and jumping around while singing such high notes is super hard.
Best Song: The Code
Honourable Mentions: Rim Tim Tagi Dim, Mon Amour, Liar
Worst Song: Zari

Various Artists - Eurovision Song Contest Liverpool 2023
62

How did Cyprus not win? That voice… that voice. Italy was also better than Sweden. I don‘t know why Finland got hyped so hard though. Guess it‘s just not what I like.
Serbia wasn‘t even a song…

Best Song: You can‘t Break a broken heart
Honourable Mentions: Due Vite, Tattoo, Bridges
Worst Song: Samo Mi se Spava

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
80

Holy Cow, the story is awesome. Evil may not be the best song, but the chorus is crazy good. And the tracks about his daughter are freakin beautiful.

Best Song: Temporary
Honourable Mentions: Somebody Save Me, Houdini, Evil
Worst Song: Guess who‘s back

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