Alright, listen.
We all know what Wilbur did and that he‘s a fucking asshole is a fact.

But: We‘re here to talk about the music, and the music is really fucking good. Yeah, Consequences is pretty weak, but basically all the other songs slap. And I don’t think I have to tell you how amazing Portait Of A Blank Slate is.

Best Song: Portrait Of A Blank Slate
Honourable Mentions: Call Me What You Like, It‘s Golden Hour Somewhere, Warsaw
Worst Song: Consequences

This might just be the lowest he can possibly ever get. Dua Lipa made „Prisoner“, a song that’s uh… „highly inspired“ by Olivia Newton-John‘s „Physical“ frol the 80s. At least that’s what she would probably call it.

And now Bensen Boone appears out of nowhere with a song that is AGAIN inspired by either Physical or Prisoner, only that it sounds fucking horrible. Like what the Fuck is this chorus, it just sounds awful to me.

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Seriously, this slaps. And the lyrics also aren’t bad. What do you want more from a pop song?

It’s interesting that a fictional band has such a fucking good album. Surprising, right?
Sadly, it only gets worse and worse, but never gets bad.

Are We Stars is by far the best song on here, the beginning with the drums and electric guitar is just so FUCKING GOOD!

Best Song: Are We Stars
Honourable Mentions: Shine A Light, Gun Show (I can’t do three honourable mentions because the entire album is literally made of 3 songs lmao)
Worst Song: Gun Show

Dude, this is a FUCKING BANGER

The extended Edition is even better, but sadly not an official release

This is WAY better than Beautiful Things. Still… there are better pop songs

This might sound weird, but I‘m disappointed. Yes, my track ratings are very similar to Flower Boy, but I somehow liked this one less.
I mean, don’t get me wrong, the songs are on a similar level, but the album in its entirety is worse in my opinion. I just prefer Flower Boy much more than Call Me If You Get Lost. I expected this to be on a similar level as Flower Boy, but sadly, even though it has a kinda similar quality, it just isn’t on the same level for me

Also, the ... read more

Another Banger of the 2000s. Yeah, I really like this one quite a lot.

Don‘t know what else to say… get out!

Jesus fucking Christ

Alright, I finally listened to this after my friend told me to listen to this for at least 2 months now. And H-O-L-Y SHIT
Tho say that this is the second worst Kendrick album I‘ve heard so far is crazy, but TPAB and MMATBS are both just so fucking good. Not that this is any worse, it’s just… slightly not as good as these two.
However, this album has Sing About Me, I‘m Dying Of Thirst… and I can’t decide if this or Mother I Sober is the ... read more

I just realised I never reviewed this one despite reviewing Shaboozey‘s collab with Myles Smith lol

So here you go. I think it’s solid, fun and I think it’s better than the song he sampled

Dang, this really is an improvement over the last two years.
I don’t wanna discuss who got robbed because there are literally a thousand opinions on that, but Austria wasn’t deserved (but it’s still better than freakin Israel winning because of policitical stuff and manipulation).

1. It gets ruined by the Techno part
2. It’s a copy of „The Code“. And Nemo‘s song is better…

Anyway, was a nice ESC this year in my opinion. But it’s still ESC ... read more

What a Banger. The Beat is just so iconic!

I agree with @H1DD3N_1N_TH3_ST4T1C, this really is one of the best pop songs of the 2000s!

I had hoped for this cooperation. But tbh, I‘m a bit disappointed. I had hoped for better. It’s still a solid pop song, but no better than that, sadly.

Bro this is a whole New level of consistency, I swear. Apart from the Interludes and 3 other songs, every song is either a 90 or an 85 for me. Talk about consistency bruh.

This was really cool. I enjoyed this one a lot. And See You Again is a Top 10 Tyler Song in my opinion.

Best Song: See You Again
Honourable Mentions: 911/Mr. Lonely, November, Boredom
Worst Song: Enjoy Right Now, Today (I won’t count the Interludes as songs)

Yea idk what the heck this is, probably some experimental shit.
Seriously, I have to agree with @Trex0815… this album… Hell Nah

Yes, I rated basically all songs better than he did, but GOD, this is awful. Especially On Sight. And what the Fuck was he trying to do with I‘m In It. The freakin MEME HORN was in it (no pun intended).

Seriously, I‘d rather watch the performance of Zestball Julius from the German version of The Voice Kids for the entire length of this album ... read more

This album is really solid. There are nearly no bad songs on here and one even is a 100 in my opinion. And seriously, the lead singer has a great voice, just listen to the differences between songs like The Birth of Worlds and Watershed.
Also, Rainfalls is a really nice, chill song.

Tbh, I don’t really get what they were going for with the last song. Not only is it way too long (half of the song would be enough), for some reason they also decided to put a lot of autotune there, which ... read more

I‘ma be honest. I didn’t expect to like most of the songs, since I‘m just not the biggest fan of Screaming (I will admit though that Chester is doing it exceptionally well).
You see me standing here, proven wrong. I really did like this album. There are a few things I wanna say:

How is Crawling that underrated? I say this as someone who openly admits that he isn’t a big fan of screaming. How is Crawling only an 88 (on average)? That’s one of the best songs on here ... read more

I mean, it’s not perfect, but I still Love It. It’s just cool. Nice little shanty from a mailman.

I get why some (pretty many actually) people hate/dislike it though

Yes, it is a 100, but just barely. This absolutely isn’t on the same level as Thriller. And even though I have to disagree with @rtatek0055 for Bad and Smooth Criminal (since those two aren’t overrated at all in my opinion), I have to agree that Man in the Mirror and especially Dirty Diana are overrated.
Yes, Man in the Mirror is still a 100 for me, but all 100s on Thriller for example are way better in my opinion. Also, both Smooth Criminal and Bad are a lot better in my opinion. ... read more

Crazy good.
And don’t get me started on the famous lines… don’t get me started… insane

As you can see, I‘ve been quite busy today. I hope you‘re happy lol