Nine Vicious - B4EM
71

Idk I kinda really like this album, I wasn’t really rocking with it until I heard him perform at rolling loud and realize just how insane and humongous his fans are (size wise). It was worth getting absolutely crushed in the pits. I think not paying attention to the lyrics makes it 10 times better, this needs no in depth review cause that’s not what it’s meant to be, the formula is steal samples and have fun and that I did

Mitski - Nothing's About to Happen to Me
81

Bro why Mitski always gotta release 30 minute albums grown ass adult can’t make more than 30 minutes of music she has way to good of a vibrato to not flex that shit for an hour or more you are not a rapper big bro lemme hear that wonderful voice

Childish Gambino - Bando Stone and The New World
75

For the 2 people that maybe watch basketball on this site (lowkey might be overestimating). Who are some of the greatest scorers in basketball history? Guys that can really put the ball in the hoop at a high rate? You think of Michael Jordan, Stephen Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant. They all might be different in stature and style but they all have one move they rely on that gets the ball in the that hoop at a high percentage, a signature move if you will. For MJ it’s a turnaround ... read more

Olēka - Sunshine When It Rains / See The World
98

Perfect time of the year to release this as my delusions that the Florida cold will be here forever seem to increase

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
98

Absolute fantastic piece of work all the way through, an adventure and a breathtaking sequence of tracks, doesn’t get much better than this.

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
90

This album got me through the excruciating rush hour Tampa AND Orlando traffic so 10 point boost

This the “UNC STILL GOT IT 😭🙏🏻” album

Jane Remover - Revengeseekerz
85

The voices are telling me to see Jane in concert again GRAHHHHH

Update: Jane hates the state of Florida apparently…………

Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
91

I show every one of my BRAT-obsessed friends I know Imaginal Disk, and I convert them over to the better side of Girlie-Pop heaven in my own self-created Girlie-Pop spectrum, and I feel like I've contributed a great deal to society by doing this so I will continue to show my fellow girlie friends That's My Floor.

Geordie Greep - The New Sound
94

How can someone so online and so cool do something this fulfilling and abrasive? When my good friends and I did an aura bracket between artists, I'm afraid we severely miscalculated Mr.Greep's standing. Jazzy Prog Latin rock is so cool and saucy and the way he uses it in such a Black Midi esc fashion was thirst quenching to the ears. Seth Evans on "Motorbike" is FANTASTIC. "If You Are But a Dream" is so widely unexpected yet totally expected the belting and the ... read more

Agalloch - The Mantle
43

This kinda sounds like boss fight music but without ANY of the sauce that makes it cool and epic. This is truly the epitome of white boys who cook their chicken with no seasoning. If you have ever seen the white people on TikTok who pour out the Cajun seafood boil on to the newspaper and it sounds like ROCKS are hitting the table cause they boiled that shit with 0 SAUCE and 0 SEASONING. That is what this sounds like. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYJuppBR/

This sounds like someone who never went ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
100

This feels like a horror movie in 6 minutes, the eeriness the piano produced by legendary producer The Alchemist almost seems like it matches the hatred in which Kendrick conveys. The last two minutes of this track feels like Kendrick is beating someone who is already dead, it’s scary how someone can release something so vile to such a massive artist that can create backlash for the entire industry. The way Kendrick displays his passion with his vocal inflections is possibly my favorite ... read more

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