KATSEYE - Internet Girl
45

i kinda liked gnarly but this just feels ai generated

LuriousWays - Every Villain Is Lunatic
78

Why not choose this as the album review to kick off 2026. i do like drum and bass. i like the mix, and the sampling is great. there's clearly a lot of skill displayed in this album. there's a really good haunting vibe in lurnatics theme. the breakcore influences are really fun too.

man the ambience and atmosphere of this album is really amazing. it really does remind me of like. fromjoy without the metal. it's fucking sick

the vocals which I'm assuming are samples add so ... read more

Bruno Mars - I Just Might
65

ME WHEN IM IN A MID COMPITION AND MY OPPONENT IS BRUNO MARS 😱😱😱

bbno$ - diamonds are forever
84

oh bbno$ this is a vibe. after a crazy publicity stunt, bbno$ is back with a softer, more pop sound. it's a lot more laid back than most bbno$ songs. yeah i could see me listening to this a lot, it's a fucking vibe. im excited for this next evolution of bbno$

Act Tragic - Move Forward (A Grateful Glance)
79

the intro is calm although that one snare (i think?) is a bit annoying but it's quiet enough that i can ignore it. i like the production of this a lot. the vocals could definitely use some work, but i do like the kind of amature-ish sound? it has a lot character. the synths are nice. Yeah I like it, it's fun, it's got a lot of character in it, and you can really tell that a lot of love was poured into this song.

Penelope Scott - Water Dogs
81

FINAL FUCKING PART OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025

Penelope Scott is always very hit or miss for me. this first song hits though. it vibes and i like the production. thats another thing thats always hit or miss for me with her. production. sometimes it's great, sometimes it's awful.

i really like the production of this album. it's fun. it's like cisgender theater kid hyperpop and i like it. i am a theater kid so that kinda makes sense. it's fun.

why does it sound like shes ... read more

Mother Mother - Nostalgia
34

SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PART 20

Man mother mother feels so uninspired and boring now. they used to have songs that were interesting but it doesn't feel like they like being a band now. it feels like they're just doing anything for a paycheck now.

god this albums boring. i don't really like most mother mother albums, they have good songs but they all are just. the same thing over and over again and it can drive me crazy.

this is the most annoying song ever. ... read more

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
97

part 19 of SPEEDRUNNING 2025
QUADECAAA. oh i love quadeca. one of my favorite fucking artists. every album he's made since fmty has been a masterpiece, and so far this absolutely falls into this category. the intro song isn't the greatest thing but i fucking love the atmosphere and vocals in waging war. man if this album keeps up the quality of waging war this is def gonna be my album of the year. and looking at the reveiws of the songs it looks like it gets better.

this is def his ... read more

Pinkshift - Earthkeeper
91

PART 18 OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025

WOOOOOOOOOOO PINKSHIFT HOW I'VE MISSED YOU. their last ep didn't really do it for me but their last album mmmm and im looking foward to this one. i love the album art, it's really beautiful. my apple music isn't fucking playing the album one sec

WOOOO WHAT AN INTRO RIFF HELLO. ALSO I JUST NOTICED ALTERNATIVE METAL IS THE MAIN GENRE HERE??? OH IM EXCITED.

WOO LOVE IT HERE IS FUCKING HYPE. LOVE THE VOCALS. THIS IS INSANE I LOVE THIS????

HOW ... read more

Sleep Token - Even in Arcadia
81

SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PART 17

i mean it's not the worst. I honestly don't get why sleep token gets the amount of hate that they do. i know my last reveiw of them was very scathing but my opinion has changed since then. no clue what i was smoking when i wrote that. they're a cool genre bending band who do a lot of really unique shit and i think they really add a lot to the world of music, and also feel like a very good entry way for people to get into metal, and i really like that. ... read more

Jane Remover - Revengeseekerz
97

PART 16 OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025- TURN UP OR FUCKING DIE

oh this is probably jane removrs best album. also ignore what i said about bbno$, THIS is the most fun album of 2025. it's such a great case of hyperpop being fun as fuck. god i love fun hyperpop. i mean 10,000 gecs is one of my most streamed albums ever. it's so good. this really feels like a generation/genre defining album and m a n it's so goo. im also so glad this album has had some mainstream success bcause fuck it ... read more

Yuno Miles - ALBUM
22

SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PART 15

every day yuno miles trying allegations become more and more real

ok the production actually. isn't that bad. it's not the worst album somehow. my god why is it not the worst album ever. theres not really much to say about this album i mean it's yuno miles. it's the worst shit possible but somehow actually not the worst? i thought for sure this would be a sub 10 album but it's just. really not the worst shit ever made like it's supposed ... read more

Attack Attack! - Attack Attack! II
28

SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PART 14

this. this is not good. kinda at all. there was a point when attack attack could make good music. this album is not good. it's so in your face and. not. it. this ain't it. everything here feels very pointless. it's a attack attack album in the big 2025 and no one needs this. if you want metalcore with edm in todays age listen to electric callboy, they at least still know what they're doing. attack attack has lost their ability to understand how to ... read more

Danny Brown - Stardust
91

SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PART 13

THE WHITEST MOST TRANS WOMAN ALBUM EVER MADE BY A BLACK CISGENDER MAN IM EXCITED. FUCK THIS TRACKLIST IS S T A C K E D WE GOT QUAD, JOHNNASCUS, UNDERSCORES, FROST CHILDREN ISSBROKIE, FEMTANYL, JANE REMOVER, FUCKING CRAZY TRACKLIST. im not expecting this album to be the greatest thing ever but i am expecting a good fucking album.

danny brown raps in such a weird way. i don't mind it in small doses but im wondering if ill mind it over the course of this album. ... read more

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
88

SPEEDRUNNING 2025- CULTURALLY INNAPROPRIATE EDITION

this album is so fucking good man. birds don't sing is such a good, heartbreaking intro. it's such a good way to start this album. it really draws you in, it's fucking great. Pharrell is such a good producer for this sound. this feels like the absolute peak of this sound, every word that's said has such a good impact. the samples are amazing. FUCK i love this Kendrick feature.

pitchfork nme and slate are actually insane ... read more

Tom MacDonald - No Lies
0

PART 12 OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025

BRO YOU ARE NOT HIM

OH THIS IS THE BEST ALBUM OF THE FUCKING YEAR MY GOD. MY GOD.

I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GAY
OH I HAVEN'T EVER LAUGHED AT ANYTHING THIS HARD IN SO LONG OH MY GOD

what do i even say about this canadian motherfucker this is SO FUNNY LMAO. IT'S SO FUNNY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. BEST ALBUM. BEST ARTIST. THIS IS INSANE THIS IS INSANE THIS INSANE

GOD everybody ... read more

Djo - The Crux
86

there is emotions connected to this album that i am not going to explain BUT ANYWAY PART 11 OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PREGNANT EDITION

djo is a great fucking artist. basic being basic is fun as hell and I'm excited for it.

man this album all this album feels like such a punch to the gut. it's. hard to explain why but. god. the productions great, the writing is amazing. i love the general vibe of this, djo really is great at bringing a very specific vibe to his projects.

this is one of ... read more

Passengerprincess - PASSENGERPRINCESS
79

PART 10 OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025- :3 EDITION

these two make f u n fucking hyperpop. it sometimes doesn't have the most substance but thats ok, i mean this album was made in a m o n t h. thats what i find most impressive about this. it's one of the most fun albums of the year and it was made in on a month. it's not life changing but this is the type of shit to throw ass to in the middle of the night or to play at parties and shit. it's fun as hell.

man im excited to see what ... read more

Invent Animate - Bloom in Heaven
92

PART 9 OF SPEEDRUNNING 2025

WOO THIS EP This was one of the eps i actually wanted to review earlier in the year but I never got the chance. the first single from this i remember just kinda sounding like an invent animate song, but daaamn the first song on here is a banger. this ep instantly jumps into the action and MAN is there action in return to one. it's such a fun song, great riffs, love hearing some parts i love about silent planet in this.

mmm and there's that atmosphere that ... read more

Dance Gavin Dance - Pantheon
76

SPEEDRUNNING 2025 PART 8

I hate to say it but the evil tillian kinda made this band for me and I kinda really doubt they'll be able to pull off a very entertaining album without him. still, we can hope. it opens with an actually great tone setter, animal surgery is great at opening up an atmosphere and then OH OK I LIKE THESE VOCALS??? VERY UNIQUE. this is actually really fun i like it. the clean vocals are almost dirty and i l i k e them.

ok i am finding that i just don't like it ... read more

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