J. Cole - BIRTHDAY BLIZZARD '26
79

j cole... how do I start this. one of the big 3 from before the Kendrick vs drake shit. but I've never really been that interested in his music. he's better than drake, he's worse than Kendrick, but everything he's made hasn't clicked with me that well. but damn that bronx zoo freestyle beat is great. his flow is fine, it's nothing special but it's fine. Yeah I like bronx zoo.

golden goose also has a really good beat, I really love the production of this ep. ... read more

Melanie Martinez - POSSESSION
22

geniuenly so excited for this album ima have so much to say LMAO.

anyway this song sucks. the vocals don't stand out from the rest of the song at all, everything is very basic and standard pop for the masses, and obviously theres the infantilization with the diddy dum diddy diddy dum. it's so basic and exactly what i expect from Felony Fartizez. also. shes a rapist so who gives a fuck lmao. yeah this suck as a song and this album is gonna be the most mid shit imaginable. mid to the ... read more

FEM&M - FEM&M ANFEM
25

fem&m drops another boring song who would have thought

Motionless in White - Afraid Of The Dark
91

HOLY FUCK MAN??? THAT BREAKDOWN GOES SO HARD. this is c r a z y. the production is so clean and everything is just. really good by itself. this is such a good motionless in white single my god.

SOFIA ISELLA - Numbers 31:17-18
40

she's a good artist but every since she opened for melanie martinaz it's all felt very disingenuous, like it's an act she put on. i mean shes supposed to be such a great person and so supportive of women and victims and shit yet she toured with a rapist?? It's like when it actually comes down to it she won't actually fight, and touring with melanie martinaz is more than proof of that

Waterparks - ICE
100

FUCKING TELL THEM AWSTEN

Nova Twins - Parasites & Butterflies
51

I'm not sure what it is about this album but every time i go to review it everything in me is telling me NO. DONT LISTEN. DON'T REVEIW IT. but someone recommended it to me SO here we fucking go. it's a 12 track album yet surprisingly short, only 36 minutes. anddd starting it now

ok so instantly it starts with an abrupt synth and. the mixing is fucking weird. is there beat boxing? the vocals are little bit quiet, same with the guitar. it's def industrial. I do not care for ... read more

Ends In Tragedy - Beauty Of Death
90

OK HELLO. it has a really nice intro, and then goes into some heavy as FUCK guitars. really unique riffs, and DAMN those screams. it's very early metalcore-y with a bit of a modern spin which I love. the songs are fast paced as FUCK i didn't even realized that shut the gates ended and that i was onto beg for blood.

which by the way, beg for blood?? crazy fucking song. man this is HEAVY AS F U C K i love it. the guitar work is top fucking tier and MAN THESE VOCALS. T O P T I E R . ... read more

Peekagoo - The Stranger
30

this does not hit hard ima be honest. The beats are ok but other than that it's kinda just basic rap so far? it sounds made for the radio.

the second song actually has a really cool beat, the vocals are a little meh but the beat is h y p e asf. I just kinda wish their was more substance all throughout. the vocals are fun but they aren't great yk? but yeah it's a lot better than the first song.

OH WHY ARE THE VOCALS CLIPPING IN SPLASH NO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING EAR. the ... read more

CNILE - The Concept of Nigel
82

the intro is very big sounding. The vocals are interesting? they have a lot of character to them but idk if they're for me. I really like the production though. I like the rapping, but the singing vocals are not great. I really like the instrumental and how the vocals blend with it, but man i don't like the chorus. it feels almost forced.

538 has some fun 808s, it almost sounds phonky. oh yeah I like this song a lot better. this feels a lot less forced and a lot more fun. it's ... read more

Mihal Lunar - Driving Through Clouds
87

loving this art style for these singles. The productions still great but honestly I like this better than the one i got recommended last. it has some weird noises in the background that sound springy and i really like those sounds. yeah this is great. it feels a lot more full than the last single. still very ambient, it's not really minecraft core anymore but it's still really sick and unique. OH THE BEAT DROP OK?? I SEE YOU MIHAL LUNAR. Hell fucking yeah this vibes. good fucking shit ... read more

A$AP Rocky - Don't Be Dumb
70

WHO GET MORE PUSSY THAN A LESBIAN???????????

finally getting around to this. I'm honestly not expecting much, the only reason i decided to review it is cause earlier i saw a video of a vibey ass song. and I will say it does really vibe. order of protection is a great tone setter for this album. although it doesn't really have the substance i expect from a full song.

helicopter is hella vibey though. i really like all the beats I've heard so far. I actually haven't heard an ... read more

Mihal Lunar - Repaint the Stars
83

it's a really nice pretty track. fucking love the atmosphere. the production is sick. it does sound like a lot of shit i've heard before but I do like it. the water sounds actually add a lot of depth. it reminds me of some of the old minecraft music which means it's fucking great. yeah it's a good song, I enjoy the production a lot. good times. makes me think of playing minecraft at my grandparents house on their xbox 360.

looking foward to the album!

Poppy - Empty Hands
89

OK HELLO STARTING STRONG?? lots of really fucking cool sounds going on here. you can really fucking feel jordan fish's influence on this release. her vocals are beautiful as always, and man i just really like this production? it's a really fresh sound compared to the megadeth album i just reveiwed. it has those nu metal influence that i love in the bmth songs that jordan worked on.

andd my apple music crashed jesus one second

oo i like the weird noises in brusied sky. i just really ... read more

Megadeth - Megadeth
56

I'm not expecting to like this album, I like a lot of the old megadeth stuff, but they're one of the bands that just. shouldn't be making music anymore. which honestly makes me happy that this is supposed to be their last album, and i really fucking hope it's a good send off.

THE GUITAR WORK IN TIPPING POINT IS SICK THO. the mix does feel kinda empty and a little too polished for. yk. megadeth?? the musicality is really impressive, i just wish their was more substance.

the ... read more

Cavetown - Running With Scissors
86

CAVETOWN IS BACK WITH A FULL LENGTH ALBUM!!! I love the hyperpop influences that have become more and more prevelent with every release hes done since man's best friend. oooooo that transition between skip and cryptid. the production is great man. cavetowns production has only gotten more and more top tier, at this point it's so detailed and full and i fucking love it.

it's so polished. it reminds me of greatest hits waterparks production except more acoustic focused. it's ... read more

Charli xcx - Wall of Sound
90

this is gonna be her best fucking album and this is a fucking movie soundtrack

Ren - Vincent’s Tale
85

this is a ren album. i like ren, he makes really unique music and can tell these beautiful stories. that being said, sometimes the music can get a bit stale. i do not think thats gonna happen this time cause HELLO? HORNS??? It has a lot more pop influence than what im used to from him, it almost makes me think of some ajr shit. except miles better.

i really like self portrait. it's very fucking raw, which ren has a lot of experience in, i'd argue he has a mastery over this style of ... read more

Skrillex - Kora
71

Yo Yan is a really cool experimental song with a lot of cool noises, but it doesn't really do anything unique or crazy. it's cool but i can't get myself into it.

the second song is also really fucking experimental and unique. i like it better than the first, but still theres a very distinct lack of character. man skrillex can make some amazing songs but he can also make some straight garbage and IS THAT FUCKING DRAKE IN THE CREDITS HUH

WHY THE FUCK IS DRAKE CREDITED ... read more

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