JoJo Siwa - Guilty Pleasure
17

If ANYTHING at least its funny bad

Lana Del Rey - Chemtrails Over the Country Club
78

admittedly underrated and also admittedly not as good as NFR

Lana Del Rey - Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
90

Idk I think Lana might want to be a tunnel

Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell!
85

Makes me wanna drive through a coastal town and also be sad

Katy Perry - WOMAN'S WORLD
10

Any song that's trying to be this upbeat and also explicitly reminds me to celebrate is kinda missing the point dontcha think

Cigarettes After Sex - X’s
43

pretty miserable honestly. I'm curious, has anybody actually listened to this whilst smoking a cigarette after sex? Just wondering if that somehow makes this any better

Clairo - Charm
81

Makes me want to be into peace and love and cool rocks

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever
93

Hmmm, something tells me she isn’t actually happier then ever but I might be wrong idk

Billie Eilish - HIT ME HARD AND SOFT
83

Billie really said "I'm hungry" and the crowd went wild

Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY
85

If we just take the anthology into account (which I am for this review) then geez there is some improvement. There's some much more ernest songwriting here, and there's more space for the music to breathe and be beautiful. Bad lyrics are still around (absolutely not as bad as the first part tho) but that's easier to forgive when you can tell the person singing those words actually care about them

edit: Unforch this album still has its massive stinkers, nothing can change that. ... read more

Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
80

Absolutely a bumpy experience, and yeah some of the lyrics are crazy, and its not that memorable. I really do appreciate how these songs build tho, and as an album there is a flow that makes a lot of sense. I wish I liked it more but what can ya do

edit: unforch this album has grown on me in such a massive way
67->80
Favorites: Clara Bow, So Long, London, Down Bad, Fortnight, fresh out the slammer, guilty as sin
Bads: The Alchemy, I can fix him (no really I can),

Taylor Swift - Midnights
47

TAYLOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING.. Hey now stop please.. NOW TAYLOR GET YOUR HAND OFF THE SYNTH PAD
Favorites: Sweet Nothing, Labyrinth,
Bads: Question...?, Vigilante Shit, Mastermind

Taylor Swift - evermore
96

I almost feel more passionate about Evermore then Folklore even though I usually say I like it just a little less. Her best song is on this album (the songs being evermore fight me), and the quiet acceptance that is all over songs like happiness and Marjorie just pushes this album so far above different ones in the same style. There's just so much substance here.
Favorites: All of them, ESPECIALLY Evermore, except coney island
Bads: Sorry Coney Island, and sorry the national by extension.

Taylor Swift - folklore
98

I've learned that spending time arguing about if this is good or not is pointless. All I can say is this one really works for me, it is one of the few albums I can say actually got me through a hard time (which is especially meaningful cause at that point I was over Taylor Swift).
Favorites: All of them except Mad Women
Bads: Sorry Mad Women

Taylor Swift - Lover
81

With Lover there are 2 or 3 songs that are so obviously bad, that it becomes pretty clear how good a lot of the rest of this album is. I would agree that this one feels the most like what a stereotypical Taylor Swift might be.
Favorites: Afterglow, Death by a Thousand Cuts, False God
Bads, Me!, The Archer, London Boy

Taylor Swift - reputation
76

I spent a while hating this album (and Lover by extension) and at this point, I don't care. It's as simple as "I listen, I like" no it's not on the same level as other music I might give this rating, that's thought provoking or clearly well made, but what can I say the music goes "bwam bwam bam" a lot and I like that. The album also stands for so much more then just the music for Taylor Swift, and its hard to act like that is worth nothing.
Favorites: ... read more

Taylor Swift - 1989 (Taylor's Version)
74

As much as my contrarian heart wants to say this is bad, my dumb brain has these songs playing on repeat and I love me a good bridge.
Favorites: Out of the Woods, How you get the Girl, I know place, Slut!, You are in Love
Bads: All you had to do was stay, Wonderland, Suburban Legends

Taylor Swift - Red (Taylor's Version)
87

Although some tracks get to be a little repetitive (Idk how none of them would with an album that has 30 songs (uh oh tortured poets department)) this is a really cool album that captures a lot of emotions really well. I think this is Taylors first real incredible album
Favorites: State of Grace, Holy Ground, Forever Winter, Nothing New, Treacherous, All Too Well+ 10 minute version
Bads: 22, We are Never getting back together, Run, I almost do

Taylor Swift - Speak Now (Taylor's Version)
58

especially considering that the vault tracks that are pretty lame all together, I just don't get this one. The criticism that Taylor writes only for teenage girls is pretty lame, but feels somewhat justified on some of these songs. But then this album also has Enchanted and Long Live so theres good and bad all around.
Favorite tracks: Enchanted, Long Live, Mine, Sparks Fly
Least Favorite tracks: Last Kiss, Timeless, Ours

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