Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
10

Out of the trio of albums released at the same time, 'Maid Of Honour' is definitely the worst out of the three and most likely without a doubt Drakes worst project of all time.

This was SO tough to get through. Most of the instrumentals were actually pretty good it just gets absolutely tanked down by Drakes cringey sexual lyricism.

Kim Petras - Detour
70

Is this actually Kim Petras? The same Kim Petras behind that god awful project ’Slut Pop Miami’?

This was definitely a new awakening. She finally remembered she’s capable of making some decent bops.

Drake - HABIBTI
30

I can't think of a moment where I would listen to this one again. This was a hard miss. We have heard Drake whine about the same things since he was 20 years younger.

Drake - ICEMAN
55

Arguably the best Drake has sounded in years on some of these tracks but once again gets bogged down by bloated filler tracks that makes me completely lose interest which has been every Drake album since 2018.

Snail Mail - Ricochet
70

Lindsey Jordan is back. I thought this was a chill LP but nothing to write home about. I don't think anything will top 'Lush'.

J. Cole - BIRTHDAY BLIZZARD '26
80

Holy mother of god…

“WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE”

- Kevin Harlan

Nas - Light-Years
55

This doesn’t feel like a true Nas project to me. The instrumentals are not the best…

Vince Guaraldi - A Charlie Brown Christmas
100

Without a doubt the best Christmas soundtrack of all time.

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
30

I mean yeah this definitely could have been worse but to me it sounds like we are getting nothing new from Swift other than more cringy melodies and lyrics.

Justin Bieber - SWAG II
50

I didn’t expect another “SWAG” album from the biebs here but did we really need this? Not much of a step up from SWAG 1 and rather just some forgettable tracks with not much impact.

Earl Sweatshirt - Live Laugh Love
70

Earl Sweatshirt never really disappoints the average listener and he always brings new and introspective sounds and vibes to his projects.

Chance the Rapper - STAR LINE
60

“Hey, remember Chance the Rapper?”

Yeah…it’s been a minute since we all suffered through that train wreck of a song ‘Hot Shower’ on The Big Day. Six years later, here we are. I honestly thought his music career would turn irrelevant, but I guess he’s clocked back in.

STARLINE has a few solid moments, but overall it’s just… fine? Still, at least it feels like he’s finally facing the right direction.

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH
85

Ah yes, the new era Beastie Boys are back — and they are evolving.

When I first listened to “No Hands” last year I thought these guys were pretty fun and released something that nobody else would venture to do.

HYPERYOUTH is another fun yet mature project and it absolutely delivers. Joey Val & Brae continue to venture out with new ideas and sounds.

Yeat - DANGEROUS SUMMER
55

I had no expectations for this but at least “Yeat” sounds way more intelligible this time around and the production is actually pretty damn good but this isn’t an absolute masterpiece of music by any means…

Drake - Which One
30

“I wanna fuck out your face and skrrt. You need to throw that ting inna reverse“

*sighs predictably*

Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
65

A surprise short, sweet, and fun project from Tyler here that doesn’t leave too much of a lasting impression.

Justin Bieber - SWAG
55

Justin Bieber came outta nowhere with this one.

Definitely had me in the first half not gonna lie then It’s just kinda…meh?

Drake - What Did I Miss?
50

Going into a fresh Drake track with absolutely no expectations is the norm these days.

This is decent.

Little Simz - Lotus
80

I’ve been looking forward to this one and Simz didn’t disappoint!

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