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underscores - U
underscores
U
2026 • LP
70
May 15
Grace Ives - Girlfriend
Grace Ives
Girlfriend
2026 • LP
75
May 15
Kobaryo - SUPER WORLD REBOOT
Kobaryo
SUPER WORLD REBOOT
2026 • LP
76
May 15
smokedope2016 - THE COMEDOWN
smokedope2016
THE COMEDOWN
2026 • LP
73
May 15
Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
Slayyyter
WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
2026 • LP
71
May 15
Fire-Toolz - Lavender Networks
Fire-Toolz
Lavender Networks
2026 • LP
80
May 15
Petalbyte - <10><
Petalbyte
<10><
2026 • LP
90
Mar 27

Recent Reviews

FLOW - GAME
90

I come back to this every few years, I'll forget it exists entirely and then out of the blue one of these tracks will pop into my head. Every single song here is as fun and catchy as poppy ska punk can get, language barrier be damned.

Go!!!, the classic Naruto theme and probably the only reason any non-Japanese person ever finds this album, is surprisingly a bit overshadowed by just how great everything else here is - it honestly ends up being one of my least favorite tracks on the ... read more

Darkest Hour - Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation
75

Can't believe this doesn't have a single review here. Some of Darkest Hour's best tracks land on this one and it's something of a classic in its own right; but as a full album experience it can be a bit exhausting - songs are on average about two minutes longer than they needed to be and with little to break up the constant pummeling onslaught it can all sort of bleed together. An interesting peek at the bones of what would become a duo of stone-cold metalcore classics with ... read more

Fire-Toolz - I will not use the body's eyes today.
80

Soda Lake With Game Genie is transcendental shit beyond this mortal coil, 11/10 - the rest is a bit of a mixed bag.

Between the Buried and Me - The Blue Nowhere
89

Wow, I haven't been this impressed with these guys since Parallax II.

Typically I enjoy a BTBAM record in spite of the vocals, which mostly hover between 'meh' and tolerable with the occasional flash of brilliance- here they're an absolute highlight, and easily some of the best of their whole discography; despite some of the cleans sounding uncomfortably similar to James LaBrie.

While we're on the subject, the Dream Theater worship is stronger than ever with this ... read more

The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die - Dreams of Being Dust
72

TWIABP is what I reply with when someone asks me who my favorite band is. Whenever, If Ever and Harmlessness are all-timers for me, discovering those records was revelatory and they helped me through some pretty shit times in my life.

Always Foreign was a bit of a misstep, but I still got the gist of what they were going for and enjoyed it overall, then Illusory Walls pulled things back together - taking bits and pieces of everything in their discography and blending it into some of their ... read more

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