Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird
100

CHRONIC DESCENT INTO MADNESS #2

Describing this song would not do it justice as it is more than a song, its an experience. I can only name a few songs that make me want to cry and then go batshit insane due to a guitar solo. This song never gets old and is a song that will transcend time, and no matter how many rotating rats show up, this song is still a masterpiece. A song that taken literally is about a guy moving on from an woman and claiming independence and living life on the road. But ... read more

i-dle - HIDE AND SEEK
83

Chronic Decent Into Madness Log #1

It is a song from a genre that I have never listened to before, and I got to say it kinda slaps. NO. WHY WOULD SOME RANDOM AH ANIME SEND ME HERE? Overall I am surprised this hit for me as this is going on my guilty pleasure playlist consisting of songs that aren't metal or rock adjacent. Anyways decent listen for its genre and is inoffensive.

Rush - 2112
100

2112 is a masterpiece of a song and its blend of storytelling and sound is phenomenal and is the perfect Rush song. Each chapter of the song plays its part and doesn't make its kickass 20 minute runtime a burden. It rewards patience with uniqueness that no band has been able to achieve besides Ninja Sex Party with their own spin and tribute to this song in the form of 6969, but that album is next on my agenda. Next thing is I never heard the other songs and they were bangers as well. ... read more

Rush - Moving Pictures
89

Let me start this by saying that this album is a classic and deserves to be put in a museum. Tom Sawyer and Limelight are iconic songs from the band but the other songs hit as hard as those ones. I don't really have much to say other than this is a really good album and that its really good in terms of skill from everyone, especially Neil Peart on drums. He killed it and its always good to hear his drum tracks.

Davedahow - Cum for me
20

Ironmouse ain't got shit on this.

Heard this on Instagram and had to add this to the website. Its so ridiculous and that's what it was going for, but would never listen to again besides to troll the homies.

Ninja Sex Party - NSFW
69

NSP has been a part of my life since 2014 and I wanted to look back at something that I grew up with. Its very absurd and amateur, but its their first album and they achieved what they wanted the goal of singing about sex and other stupid shit. This is rated so low because of its amateurish sound which is not a bad thing, but their talent gets shown better in later albums. Would recommend if you want a short listen or if you have the sense of humor of a child.

NateWantsToBattle - KICK BACK (Chainsaw Man)
80

Solid English version and the lyric changes stay in beat and makes sense for Denji's character

Ironmouse - Club Ironmouse
40

The British Corpse Wannabe in Cry For Me is like a dude who won't stop moaning in a porn video, like dude shut tf up or I'll jump through my phone and cut your tongue off and let you choke on your own blood.

Also I don't hate Ironmouse or her efforts its just my opinion.

ALSO ALSO THESE DON'T SOUND LIVE. WAS IT LIVE IN STUDIO?? LIKE I KNOW SHES A VTUBER AND CANT BE IN PERSON AT LEAST ON STAGE, AND SHE HAS AN IMMUNODEFICIENCY DISEASE BUT JEEZ BE HONEST.

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Drake - ICEMAN
69

I AM ICE MAN 🧊 🧊 🧊

Nintendo Sound Team - Super Mario Galaxy
100

Crazy how the most beautiful Nintendo soundtrack got shadow dropped on the spoofy.

Foo Fighters - Your Favorite Toy
69

This makes me want to cheat on my wife

def rebel - Trouble (Liv Morgan)
14

Wtf is this. This shit is absolute ass, I owe Taylor Swift and Swift Nation an apology. She just needs to stick to wrestling. Never listening again, only reason I heard this ass drippings was because of Wrestlemania.

69

Bonnie Blue put me on this shit. Jizzed everywhere and had to put a cork inside in order to stop.

Metallica - St. Anger
65

Sorry for the MCU level teasing @captainfreakoff

THE HATE IS SO FORCED.

I have done my research for this such as re watching the Some Kind of Monster documentary and reading the book based off it. Yes there is a book by the filmmakers that goes over interactions that were not part of the movie and I do recommend checking it out if you are a big Metallica fan. Its called This Monster Lives.

Mini history lesson:

The band was going through a lot, most in part due to bassist Jason Newsteads ... read more

85

This album is absolute batshit insane and I love it for that. To get my only complaint out of the way the solos sound too crazy and similar to be distinguished, even after multiple listens. The drums also give off a similar feeling to me as all the drumming sounds the same to me throughout the album. Besides that I really did have a fun time as I was only familiar with Angel of Death and Raining Blood, which are highlights from the album and from the band itself. Another neat thing is the clean ... read more

Metallica - Fortnite x Metallica
69

FORTNITE BATTLE PASS
I JUST SHIT OUT MY ASS
BOOTED UP MY PC
CAUSE I NEED NEED
TO GET THAT FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

KILL KARL - SUCK ON MY ALBUM
20

Not part of my 100 follower extravaganza, I just wanted to get this bunch of fecal molecules out of the way.

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck thanks @captainfreakoff

First This made me giggle because of how fucking absurd this is, and gave me the mindset on not taking this album seriously, and I think that most people don’t have this mindset, and even if you did this album still sucks. This is what most rap music sounds like to people who don’t like it such as me, as the lyrics ... read more

Metallica - ...And Justice for All
89

This is part one of my 100 follower extravaganza, and I would like to get the thanking out of the way so I can get to the review. Thanks to @captainfreakoff for starting my journey, and @AnthonyBourdno for kick-starting me into some sort of "relevancy".

Now to get the elephant out of the way. This album is the first after the tragic death of Cliff Burton and is lacking audible bass. Jason Newsted was shafted because of this and while I do not agree with the way he was treated, I do ... read more

Dethklok - The Dethalbum
94

There is not a lot I can say about this album besides the fact that a parody of the death metal genre and somehow managed to make some of the genres best songs. Firstly I would like to talk about how absurd the lyrics are for songs such as Murmaider and Bloodrocuted. Death metal as seen as unnecessarily violent and over the top, and the songs really wear that on its sleave, which is very appreciated. Secondly I would like to talk about how much this album kicks ass despite being goofy. The ... read more

Metallica - Kill 'Em All
89

This album is one of the best thrash albums but it is held back for me because of one big and one little issue . My big issue is that the vocals are awesome, but are held back by the awful sound quality of some of Hetfields screams. The little issue is the whole Mustaine debacle, as he did contribute this album with some of my favorite Metallica riffs coming off of this album. I'm not going into the whole Mustaine feud, but , I feel that it should be mentioned that Mustaine did a good ... read more

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