Jethro Tull

Benefit

Plopping the vinyl onto the turntable and reducing the volume to a whisper, I set the needle down, anxious to discover who is Jethro Tull. Track one begins to play when suddenly my bedroom door flies open as my mom enters the room with her lit ciggy boo-boo and fetid breath making a mad dash for my stereo. Yikes, as I shiver, knowing nothing good will come of this random interaction. I stand by praying that my mommy, dearest, don't scratch the disc or mangle the stylus. She's got the ciggy ... read more