Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us
90

DRAKE GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
HE PUT TWO ON YO HEAD
WHAT THE FUCK

Drake - Family Matters
95

this song being rated lower than 6:16 in LA just shows that none of y'all actually care about rap. just dickriding kenny acting like drake didn't say anything that cut deeps in this song.
that domestic abuse shit could be proven true and people would still try to defend him

Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
NR

"Fuck a rap battle, he should DIE"
I'M SORRY???????????'
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

edit: now in retrospect a huge bunch of this is fake so what now?
i lowkey saw this coming which is why i never rated it but still it doesn't invalidate the deplorable nature of Drake in other regards.
Still a huge blow for Dot tho

93

Boy, oh boy, where do I even begin? Sematary... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you rap on your beats and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth production, and that gorgeous voice. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on ... read more

Hackle - Lash Out
88

i knew my goat hackledownonem was gonna come through and save HM

Paysage d'Hiver - Paysage d'Hiver
97

Listening to this feels like being inside the most violent, destructive, cold blizzard of all time.
fucking love it

Joey Valence & Brae - PUNK TACTICS
0

one of the most annoying songs i have ever heard in my life

Ken Carson - A Great Chaos
82

play lose it on loud speakers to murder anyone over the age of 60

Drake - For All The Dogs
60

one of the most hilarious album listens i have ever had
B.A.R.K. RADIO 🗣

JAY-Z - Empire State of Mind
100

the way the chorus comes in for the first time is genuienly one of my favorite moments in music history i have no idea why

Swans - The Seer
98

a better album about the resurrection of jesus than any christian album i've ever heard

Lucki & F1LTHY - WAKE UP LUCKI
94

he's the goat

Ski Mask the Slump God - You Will Regret
78

grew up on this so i'm biased but this shit is so hard

JPEGMAFIA - LP! (Offline Version)
97

this man is actually unstoppable

Soul Glo - Diaspora Problems
81

SPIRITUAL LEVEL OF GANG SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT 🗣🗣🗣

Future - DS2
94

absolute classic. trap at its very peak
Future > Kendrick 😴

LUCKI - Days B4 III
100

To explain the appeal behind Lucki is to try to put into words the meaning of life. It is foolish to even attempt to explain why the music in albums such as this harbor such a rich and beautiful atmosphere and it is even more unreasonable to expect everyone to understand it.
When one is gestating inside the womb of their creator, the brain undergoes chemical reactions that set and determine how one is going to be in life, and arguably the most important of these is the one that determines if ... read more

Satanicpornocultshop - Arkhaiomelisidonophunikheratos
98

This album sounds like if an AI could somehow take drugs then made music.
This is easily the most eclectic album I have ever heard. This album cover so much musical ground that it's almost impossible to incapsulate any song here into a genre, let alone the whole album
One minute you might have a sweet slow song about love, then an insane breakbeat inspired cut, followed by a track with insane guitar riffs and THEN you find out that that was all just 2 minutes of ONE SONG.
This project released ... read more

Carly Rae Jepsen - The Loveliest Time
86

the raecists will never lose 💯

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