Swans - The Beggar
93

the fact that statistically there HAS to be at least 1 person deranged enough to have used Gira's "Come to me now" in The Parasite as a JOI is scarier than anything Swans have ever made.

Turnabout - Lord Of Ephraim
85

gonerville deserves the SLOPPIEST TOP EVER for sampling the DS3 main menu OST that shit was genius

Sematary - Skin Mask 2
100

top 10 song of all time

Vince Staples - Vince Staples
96

probably the most underrated album of all time in my humble opinion.
this is one the best rap albums of 2021 yet no one talks about it

Playboi Carti - Die Lit
85

probably the greatest showcase EVER of a rapper doing exactly what the beat needs. carti's half rapped bars and overuse of adlibs are like nothing else and make this one the most unique trap albums of all time

Swans - The Glowing Man (Edit)
NR

The switch from the first section of this song to the second part is at least a top 15 moment in music ever, from the slow fadeout after the wall of noise to the quiet piano in the background that would make you think the song was over if you didn't have the runtime up, to the switch up into one of the greatest sections in any song ever with what might just be the most infectious groove in any rock song ever, this song just has it everything across it's 29 minute runtime and it is easily one of ... read more

Swans - Los Angeles: City of Death
90

Michael Gira in the studio be like:
"Yeah this is an amazing song and it's building up to an insane drop, MAKE IT THREE MINUTES LONG"

apart from that this is still a really good song, best single so far but it really should've been longer

LUCKI - FREEWAVE
76

IM NOT THEM OTHER GUUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSS

Turnabout - CUTTER LANE
82

Cutter Lane is an insane breath of fresh air from haunted mound, and even though i love what sem did in butcher house i hope that turn keeps doing his own thing on lord of ephraim

Bolos, Does and Olde Highway 28 are straight up some of the best songs anyone on hm has released ever, just absolutely impecable and really fucking addicting.

Goatabout fr

AJR - The Dumb Song
60

still wouldn't be caught dead listening to this but at least it doesn't make me want to kms
the lyrics are cool too btw

tricot - T H E
80

could be more varied but this is still really fucking good

Drake - Search & Rescue
30

the fact that a song with this dreadful of a mix was released by the biggest rapper of all time is fucking astonishing

LUCKI - Y NOT?
100

MAN WHY WOULDN'T IT

Travis Scott - Rodeo
92

the album that got me into music. even if i may not like it as much as i did when i first heard it it will always hold a dear place in my heart just for that

Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica
78

if you immediatly dismiss albums like this without a second thought you shouldn't be allowed to listen to music
#imo

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - Lean Beef Patty
95

FUCK ELON MUSK ❗❗❗❗

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
0

at some point i gotta make an essay on this song because this is, unironically and without one shred of exaggeration the worst song of all time

Ghost Mountain - Coil
100

a full album by this man would've been the greatest thing to ever happen on this earth

LUCKI - Watch My Back
97

realest album ever?

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