After listening to LONG SEASON a while back, I decided to listen to this whole live album. I went in with all the context surrounding the entire performance, and after my first listen, I knew it was special to me; however, I didn't know if it was special enough to warrant THE SCORE. Now, after two more listens, I do. This album is one of the greatest albums of all-time, probably a top 3 for me.

I'm gonna quickly go through my absolute favorite tracks from the record and point out ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #15

Well, this one was genuinely enjoyable to listen to. Not because it's good (it's insurmountably awful), but because I knew this would be the last Onision album I ever listened to. What an album to end on. 4 hours of some of the worst music ever created. 60 of the 72 SONGS on this album received a 0/100 from me, and I don't give that score to songs lightheartedly. This album is pretty much entirely instrumental songs with mild vocal elements, ... read more

I truly hope this song doesn't have like some heinous context behind it because I genuinely think it's one of the best songs to come out of emo hip-hop. Unfortunately, I can barely find any information on it. I would highly recommend giving it a listen though.

Listening to Every Onision Album #14

This one, in comparison to the last Onision trash heap we listened to, was far easier to sit through. However, unsurprisingly, it was still god-awful. Let's go over the reasons why. 1. There's a stupid, non-musical ambient section of songs in the middle that bore you to fucking tears while simultaneously containing some of the most ear-piercing sounds ever invented by man. 2. There are so many songs on here where Onision is just going on and on ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #13.5

I was NOT expecting this to be as bad as it was. This was fucking horseshit from front to back. 75% of the songs here are 0s. 75%. I'm a Banana, one of the worst songs ever, is an outlier for being good compared to the rest of the tracks. For a while, my friend and I have been pondering listening to all of Onision's albums in a row once we're done with the journey of listening to each of them once. Listening to this compilation (which is ... read more

While I do love the mixtape that spawned this song, I do think this song is absolutely THE standout track from said mixtape. I, admittedly, found out about the existence of this song (and the mixtape) from the RYM all-time songs chart. I had to listen to it because it was literally the only song on the list I'd never heard before. I tried it out, and I loved it; I gave it a 99. However, as time has progressed, this song has only gotten better and better for me. It almost resembles the ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #13

This would have been Onision's best album if not for the last 10 songs. All of them are classic Onision 0s. The first 7 songs, with some exceptions, are on the better side of Onision's music.

Things to note.

Fish Song is one of Onision's best songs, but not because he's funny, it's funny how unfunny the song is. I'm So Cult is in the top 3 of Onision's worst songs; it's so tone-deaf.

This album sucks, not ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #11

Well, this is Onision's best album. It is really awful; however, most of these songs are just the best ones from I Am Trash. Recycling songs is cringe, but it felt like a gift rather than a curse this time. This is unique for a 2024 Onision album since it isn't grouped with the others right next to each other as one of the worst of the year. This is deadass better than the fucking Falling In Reverse record.

Best Tracks: I Could Never Run, The ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #10

Well, this one is especially awful. Seriously, even for Onision, this is atrocious. It's hard to even express in words how bad this one is.

I listened to I'm a Meme almost half a year ago. For the first time since listening to that album, I have found some semblance of a rival.

Now, let me be clear, this is not as bad as I'm a Meme. It's not even close. This album is a 0.58/100 and I'm a Meme is a 0.06/100, and yes, those minor ... read more

GYBE is kinda the mac and cheese of music to me. They're both always good because their foundational elements are immune to failure. When I found out that this album was coming out this year, I was giddy, to say the least. As the world continues to get shittier, GYBE only have more and more basis for their dissonant soundscapes. Needless to say, 2024 has definitely been quite a shitty year. However, with their anti-war stance having already been well established, GYBE saw fit to make a ... read more

This album is a masterclass in good corniness. It's actually just pure fun from front to back with sick production to top it off. I love the trend of every first verse beginning with the worst bar I've ever heard in my entire life. I also appreciate all the clever references throughout the album, especially since the Mark Zuckerberg one gave me a good chuckle. I highly suggest you check out this album if you're having a shitty day; it'll probably make it at least a little ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #9

This album's second half has an average score of 0.0/100, so that's cool. Yea, this album is really fucking awful in pretty much every conceivable way. I don't even know why I do this shit anymore. It's so unbearable, and I'm not proving anything. Maybe I'm just a masochist.

Best Tracks: Flappy Bird Song, I Hump Stumps
Worst Tracks: I'm so Country, YouTuber on Twitter, Socio Child, Sound Man Is Here

1/100

Listening to Every Onision Album #8

Yea, it blows, go figure. This is significantly worse than Forbidden Frequencies. It's like he went through I Am Trash, I'm a Meme, and his new singles and picked the 20 worst songs he could find. It sucks, but it's nothing new for Onision. Also, what the hell is that Cut The Rope ass beat on House Chore Rap Song.

Best Track: A Piano Rant of Nothing
Worst Tracks: Stomp You Down, Cancel Culture Song (Onision Is Dead), Meaning Nothing, ... read more

No matter the artistic intent behind it, putting a naked anime girl on the cover of this album was a good choice because it immediately made me wanna check it out. I’ve been putting off listening to this album for about a year now; I suppose I was just trying to find the right time for listening to it. After all, it’s quite a depressing record. I gained more interest in finally visiting after my first listen to Have A Nice Life’s Deathconsciousness as I feel there are ... read more

I will always hold the belief that Falling In Reverse could be a decent band if Ronnie Radke was not the frontman, and I think this album is pretty solid proof of that. What makes this album so awful? Ronnie. Ronnie's lyricism and vocals. Sure, there are a couple bad features and the instrumentals are pretty tacky. However, that's something that bands can easily get away with. Falling In Reverse is incapable of getting away with it because their living, breathing parasite of a ... read more

This album reminds me of Fleet Foxes's Helplessness Blues: the raw examination of one's self and how one fits into a world where emotions are suppressed by the passage of time. When fighting any negative force, acceptance/acknowledgment of the negativity is a fantastic first step, which this record tries to explore. To me, I'm following an ordinary protagonist falling in and out of love and relationships as they try to solve the dilemma of whether or not self-acceptance is a ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #7

This is not Onision's worst album. I'm a Meme is worse than this album, by a long shot too. There are a few notable moments I want to highlight real quick.

Burrito Taco Song - Onision's most annoying song

YouTuber on Twitter - Onision's worst song

Every track from 23 until the end, except for track 58, is ambient garbage. I use the word garbage strongly here. It's such a boring experience through and through. It's not as bad ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #6

This is Onision's second-best album, behind The Puppet. It has a worse first half than second half, mostly because the second half is just boring instrumentals that sound kinda bad instead of Onision being an annoying cunt. The only standout moment from this album is iTunes Vampire, which is worse than all of the songs on I'm a Meme. It is easily his second worst song, behind "Cutting Song (Emo Charlie)." I would say this is the best ... read more

It hurts so much to watch this man fall from grace, especially since it has become increasingly clear that he doesn't understand why. Slim Shady isn't too offensive for the modern hip-hop landscape; Eminem has just lost all ability to make such a crass, unapologetic character say things that are funny, clever, or thought-provoking. This entire album feels so disjointed and unfocused. He uses the skits in an attempt to place a thin veil of a concept over the nonsense he presents. The ... read more

Listening to Every Onision Album #5

Well, this is worse than The Puppet and better than Explicit. It has his best song by a wide margin, "Why Am I Here?." Other than that, it's about 16 songs that are comparable to some of the songs on I'm a Meme (two literally just are). It's just more Onision trash. It perplexes me how this man has been making music for 12 years and has shown absolutely no improvement in production, composition, lyricism, or vocals. When he tries to ... read more