Drake - ICEMAN
70

Drake’s best album in almost decade is still not that great

Drake - HABIBTI
23

at least Maid of honor was bad in a fun way, this was miserable to get through

Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
28

This is the first time I’ve ever felt like drake has been 100% self aware. Like he knows that this is corny trashy nonsense but is fully leaning into it. The problem is that only works when you have the energy to back up the fun that you’re having witch Drake severely lacks on most of these songs.

This should have been album full of Nokia’s and instead it’s an album with 2-3 similar bangers and a lot of the same old boring filler garbage. I have no idea what happened ... read more

Michael Jackson - Thriller
98

How the fuck did someone make an album this good.

Kanye West - BULLY
53

It's got all the same issues as every 2020s Kanye album, just without the praising Hitler and convicted rapists bars. Is that really how low the bar is now? As long as he raps on soul samples and isn't a proud Nazi, the album is great? Half the songs genuinely don't even feel like songs; they are just a bunch of random ideas thrown at the wall.

Yeah, it sounds like something we love, but this thing has zero substance. Every time I thought I was really getting into ... read more

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
84

I am not the type to glaze a new Cole album. In fact, I have thought he was one of the more overrated and uninteresting rappers among his contemporaries for a while now; today is the day that I realize I may be wrong. This is possibly the only recent rap album that lived up to the ungodly hype set to it by the artist teasing a release for years.

If it wasn't for the couple of modern references made on the first disc, you could have told me he started making this at 29, and I would have ... read more

Megadeth - Megadeth
45

Listenable when you don't have Dave Mustaine in your ear spitting the most ai generated ass lyrics you've ever heard.

Kid Rock - Rock n Roll Jesus
6

All summer long is one of the worst songs I have ever heard, and it's easily the best on the album

Taylor Swift - Love Story
96

The only acceptable country song to play at the function

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
34

It should be illegal for a 35-year-old billionaire to write these lyrics.

Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
60

Guys I think she has sex

Jelly Roll - I Am Not Okay
3

Possibly the most inauthentic song ever made

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
90

Quadeca continues to have one of the most impressive artist evolutions I have ever seen. I never would have thought that the guy from Hivemind who did those styles of rap videos would end up releasing the most beautifully haunting album of 2025. Vanisher brings you through this journey of isolation that is masterfully crafted through the aesthetics and atmosphere.

Metallica - Master of Puppets
96

Might be the hardest album of all time

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
91

mfs when Pusha T makes the 20th cocaine wordplay bar on the album(I'm mfs)

Dave Blunts - 10 PERCS
78

I really really hate the fact that I like this

Benson Boone - American Heart
25

American Heart further proves my belief that Benson Boone is one of the most souless and manufactured pop stars we have ever seen .I can not picture a human being willingly listening and enjoying a single song on here, it just sounds like background music at a department store. It's not going to be the most offensive thing I hear in 2025 but I don't think music can get more generic than this. You are better off asking chatgpt to write a Harry Styles song because it would be more ... read more

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter VI
24

Surprisingly Wayne's rapping is not the main problem here. When he wants to he does a very serviceable job, which is a vast improvement over his recent output. However, it has the same problem as revival, Wayne has access to the best producers and rappers alive, and instead you get you get Jelly Roll and some of the worst beats I have ever heard.

As expected every attempt at singing/rock sounds fucking horrible and they are all over this album. The first red flag is The bono song. ... read more

Kanye West - DONDA 2 [Reissue]
50

I kind of see the Vison, it's a half baked mess but I was bopping my head more then I would like to admit.

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