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TURQUOISEDEATH - Kaleidoscope
TURQUOISEDEATH
Kaleidoscope
2024 • LP
75
Apr 17
Tyler, The Creator - Flower Boy
Tyler, The Creator
Flower Boy
2017 • LP
85
Apr 16
Massive Attack - Boots on the Ground
Massive Attack & Tom Waits
Boots on the Ground
2026 • Single
70
Apr 16
Boards of Canada - Tape 05
Boards of Canada
Tape 05
2026 • Music Video
90
Apr 16
TURQUOISEDEATH - Se Bueno
TURQUOISEDEATH
Se Bueno
2023 • LP
80
Apr 14
Nine Inch Nails - Bad Witch
Nine Inch Nails
Bad Witch
2018 • LP
80
Apr 13
Flying Lotus - Black Balloons Reprise
Flying Lotus
Black Balloons Reprise
2019 • Single
100
Apr 12
tsubi club - trinket
tsubi club
trinket
2026 • LP
75
Apr 10

Pinned Review

TURQUOISEDEATH - Kaleidoscope
75

Album good! I think I'm gonna leave this site for a while, or forever, I don't know. I've red a lot of cool stuff, seen some cool people, and discovered lots of music I love, but there's a few reasons why I don't want to be here anymore. First off, I think I'm wasting a lot of time here I could be spending doing better things. Second, I've generally been trying to escape the discourse void and the broader internet for a while now, and this site isn't ... read more

Recent Reviews

Magdalena Bay - Nice Day: A Collection of Singles
NR

Yeah yeah its fucking incredible as usual

Boards of Canada - Tape 05
90

Massive Attack and Boards of Canada in the past 48 hours, there is a god somewhere out there

Nine Inch Nails - Bad Witch
80

God bless whoever gave this band a TB303 and a Sax because God Break Down The Door is one of the best things NIN have ever done. The rest of the album is also very good, I really want more stuff like this

tsubi club - trinket
75

Thanks to my friend for recommending me this, the Midori sample in BURNMATERIAL goes absolutely INSANE!!!

The Strokes - Going Shopping
45

Haven't listened to a Strokes song in like a year, wish I didn't break my streak honestly

About

I am a wizard of bacon!!!

rating system:
100: Mind-alteringly good
90: Amazing, many of these could be tens, but i have few nit-picks/just haven't had enough time with them
80: Great albums! Generally they stay in my rotation for a while, giving me some new insight on the genre
70: Good, in my rotation for about a week
60: Listenable, but somethings not clicking
50-30: Difficult/ forgettable listens
20-0: Nah

honestly the ratings barely matter and change all the time

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