Frank Ocean - Blonde
94

Fellas wants new Frank's album when he has used all of his artistic juices on 2, amazing LP's

bbno$ - bbno$
45

Ease of getting into: ☆☆☆☆☆

I'm not angry or offended by BBno's music. I think he's a decent artist, but his songs are just way too short. They build up to a verse and then go back to a boring slug. It's like that SpongeBob episode with rollercoaster.

BB is clearly a talented guy who can sing and... has fun beats ig. But does it matter when most of the songs here are just short and the same? 'Ugh, it's all about fun!' Yes, but does that excuse ... read more

Naughty Boy - La La La
100

one of the best pop songs from early 2010's. Not a lot of can top imo

Maruja - Look Down On Us
100

okey
exuse me, what ?

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
100

(a really short review for one of my favourite album of all time and probebly wont change for a long time and, treat it as an 100 folowes sepcial :3)
Ease of getting into: ★☆☆☆☆

"Is album created by a big, tall, bisexual n- (I mean, black fella, hehe) is one of the best pieces of music every created, showing you the true power of selfishes, disciplin and support from your closest ? Well, lets find out..."

**REALLY EPIC INTRO**

Chromakopia is the most unpredictable and ... read more

Maroon 5 - V
40

downword spiral for pussies

Evanescence - Afterlife
94

Am I only seeing the trend where most artists who lost relevancy or ability to continue making same great music music are dropping such a bangers for shows or movies nobody even heard about ? (Ik, a lot of people have heard of DMC franchise, im not 10)

BUT STILL YEAAAH ! ITS SUCH A BANGER

Cavetown - cavetown
75

It's aight ... if ur a fan ur a fan of bedroom pop or synth pop, it's perfect album for you !

Slauson Malone 1 - A Quiet Farwell, 2016-2018
85

Ease of getting into: ★★★★☆

Hey guys, is that dude still alive ? Is he okey ? Like after listening to this album I think it was the biggest beginning for saving I have every heard, not only that, it takes the cake for the weirdest and concerning album ever (imo)... at least in hip-hop ganera

music is gliching, stopping in the middle of a truck and next song will sound like compleatly normal song. A quiet ferwell is about Depression, fear, anxiety, dementia, everything you can ... read more

Playboi Carti - MUSIC - SORRY 4 DA WAIT
69

Bruh, it's the sane shit with 4 additional songs, yeah I liked 2024 but eh...

it's not really album I would listen to, it's more of a concert album, which it ain't bad but ehm, it's really big whatever from carti, it's not bad but it's overloaded with a lot of Midness

Leo Birenberg & Zach Robinson - Cobra Kai: Season 2
99

Typical normy: ... eh

Absolute chad: AAAAGH, OH MY GOD WHOAAAA WHAAAAAAA !

THIS IS FUCKIN AWSOME, THE MOST EPIC SOUNDTRUCK EVER !

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
66

Ease of getting into ★★☆☆☆
(Edit: I made up my mind)

I had never been so confused in my life trying to rate the album, because, un one case, it's FIIREEE FOR 30 SONGS, WITHOUT BULSHIT LIKE ""LOVE"" OR ""MEETING THE EXPECTATIONS"" LIKE BRO, IM FUCKIN RICH AND LITARLY ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD

On another hand, album could feel like unfinished demos that carti popped out in 15 minutes with repeating sounds and goofy soundeffects (thoes ... read more

David Bowie - David Bowie
20

David Bowie 1 / 29

Hello guys, so if you look at my profile for more then 3 secounds you can see I like david bowie, and whats a better way to show my love to one of the most important artists in the history then to lisetn to his entire discography !

*30 minuest later*

... huh ? ... Well, everyone starts from somewhere
this must be the most br*tish album I have every heard with annoying repetetive sounds that only toothless villagers would enjoy. And its such a nothing album with boring ... read more

King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
96

Ease of getting into: ★★★☆☆

It seems that our crimson king wont be getting free anytime soon...

"In the court of the king crimson" is intreating album, talking about themes of Dystopia, war and the human faith. Also its probebly one of the MOST important albums when it comes to proggressive rock and experimental jazz.

(Pros): for an progressive rock album, its really eazy to access, since the sound scape is weird but not too weird for casual listener. This album is also ... read more

Dawid Podsiadło - Phantom Liberty
100

It's juat so perfect ... in context of the game, the world, and the story, it really makes it EVEN BETTER

Overall: it's has radiohead James bond vibes

21

Ease of getting into: ★★★★☆⁶⁹
((Edit: My score was a bit too high, anyways))

POV: You decide to check out what all the fuss is about and give this EP a listen.

First few seconds into the track...
"Hey, this doesn’t sound so bad—" …and then the lyrics hit.

Twenty minutes later.

Those twenty minutes changed him forever. Michael sat in silence, his mind racing, his perception of music—no, of art itself—forever altered. What he had just ... read more

The Weeknd - Hurry Up Tomorrow
86

Ease of getting into: ★☆☆☆☆

(Intro): ... I didn’t expect it to be so entertaining, but it turns out I’m pretty happy with what I listened to (even though I’m not the biggest The Weeknd fan).

(Pros): Wow... That was pretty awesome. It’s the first The Weeknd album (I think at least) I’ve listened to fully, and I gotta say, this album is very fun to listen to, with a wide range of music, from synth-pop to RnB... to phonk? (Sao Paulo). It also explores the ... read more

The Beatles - Abbey Road
96

Ease of getting into: ★★☆☆☆

(Intro)
Recently, I decided to go back to listening to more vintage music (by "vintage," I mean those tracks that are around or over 100 years old), and let's just say I felt like the ghost of my ancestors and I were finally making some connections... And of course, I decided to dive into The Beatles (yes, I never listened to them before, don’t judge me). Let’s just say that listening to Abbey Road was a mistake, because now I ... read more

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For someone who realises album every solar eclipse ... it's eeh

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