Paleface Swiss - Chapter 3: The Last Selection
58

My bandmate told me this is his favorite Deathcore band so I figured I’d finally listen to the divisive Paleface. Turns out they aren’t bad musicians but possibly bad songwriters. There’s no build up to any heavy parts, the lyrics are offensively bad, etc. I found myself sort of indifferent about it at the end.

Methwitch - Indwell
79

Actually might be cursed (compliment).

Code Orange - The Above
53

I’ve been listening to a ton of music that I love so I figured I’d revisit an album that I don’t hold any affection towards. Contrary to popular belief this record isn’t terrible, but it’s not very good either (all relative obviously). It’s so disjointed and at times amateurish in its songwriting while at other times it feels new and exciting but those moments fade fast. The best tracks on here would be throwaways on any other Code Orange record.

The Acacia Strain - You Are Safe from God Here
91

There’s at least one moment of brilliance on each track. Amazing that these guys are still consistently putting out some of the best heavy music.

Boundaries - Burying Brightness
89

So dynamic in terms of its melody but never sacrificing heaviness.

Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power
87

What everyone else said, basically.

Free Throw - Those Days Are Gone
85

God I love this band so much. This album is like staring out the window on a rainy day.

Sunami - Demonstration
87

The viral demo that started it all.

Rise Against - The Sufferer & the Witness
85

There’s a reason my Rise Against poster still hangs on my wall, these early albums rip.

Bowling For Soup - A Hangover You Don't Deserve
58

Bowling For Soup was an early band for me getting into pop punk. Unfortunately this album is two great songs smashed between varying hunks of shit. Sort of a shame but nostalgia doesn’t save this one for me.

Good Charlotte - The Young and the Hopeless
75

Some might see this as a guilty pleasure but I genuinely think this is a really solid album. GC was a stepping stone band for me getting into punk rock and I think a lot of these songs have some depth to them. Only thing that holds it back is the production, guitars are so thin on here.

The All-American Rejects - Move Along
70

Pretty enjoyable pop rock record with a huge dose of nostalgia.

Emmure - Goodbye to the Gallows
76

POV: The worst band you know made a good album.
In all seriousness, this is lowest common denominator Deathcore / Metalcore done to a T.

Hit the Lights - Skip School, Start Fights
65

Desperately wanted to like this but it’s just a bit too much for me. Especially being a huge fan of NFG and these boys coming from Lima but Stay Out is still a huge banger.

NOFX - Punk In Drublic
84

HOW DID THE CAT GET SO FAT?

Conservative Military Image - Casual Violence
75

Controversies and politics aside CMI is at their best when they are fist shaking but the bravado gets old and gross at certain points.

Haywire - CONDITIONED FOR DEMOLITION
80

It’s no secret Haywire has been the talk of the HC community in terms of their live shows and ANY TIME ANY PLACE mantra but their record also speaks for itself.

Drug Church - Cheer
89

Easily one of the coolest records to ever exist.

Footballhead - Weight of The Truth
78

Such a paradoxical record. Combining two things that should be taboo but feels so complimentary and feeling so refreshingly new but so throwback at the same time.

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