Willy Rodriguez - wetdream
86

If 2 discord buddies can make an indie rock album better than 98% of music WE have no excuses to be dropping slop

Mason Wyberg - All Pleasantries Must Conclude
26

“I need to simulate memory loss!!! What do I do!!!?!? Ahah! Crank the DB up! Now THIS is scary! Ahh crap! My stolen album covers are a problem to the original artist! I could hire someone to make new and amazing art to reflect the music… NAH AI TO THE RESCUE!!!”

I seriously don’t understand how anyone can tolerate this mess of a project. The creator put minimal effort into making this an enjoyable experience, maybe that’s why it’s called “All ... read more

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
62

You my friend have won the internet! Take this Le Wholesome Chungus Reddit Gold! You’ve earned it my fellow dark-humor enthusiast! Thank you JPEGMAFIA for finally becoming Subreddit friendly!

Just imagine JPEGMAFIA with more shallow lyrics and worse production. There you go you heard the album.

PJ Harvey - To Bring You My Love
76

(P)eanut butter and (J)elly Harvey!

Really nice vocals and instrumentation! While I found myself bored a couple times, I could look past the low points and feel the music so to say. Thank you once again @roborizz95

Mort Garson - Mother Earth's Plantasia
76

Made by plants, for humans. Listen to the garden sing its simple songs! How beautiful! 🌱

A collection of fun, fabulous, and earthy tracks! Swear I’ve heard some of these in bee simulator.

The Caretaker - Take Care, It's a Desert Out There
80

https://www.mind.org.uk/

Please donate if you can.

“Take care, it’s a desert out there” is an album made by Leyland Kirby under his “The Caretaker” moniker, made in remembrance of Mark Fisher.

It’s loud, but so quiet. It’s disturbing, but so peaceful. It’s lively, but so empty. It’s a desert.

I think this is so beautiful in every way you can ponder. It seemed like an easy listen when I thought about it, “how much can be contained ... read more

domer - domer
18

Favorite track was domer

Highsenberg - Fragments Of Dreams I Can't Remember
52

Woah! So—Sludgy! So—Ambient! So—plunderous!

It’s just 2 long tracks with a bunch of reverb and vocal samples. Kind of a nothing burger but—it’s cool I guess.

MIKE - POMPEII // UTILITY
66

Bro when did Earl and Mike get into liminal spaces and trap

東京酒吐座 [Tokyo Shoegazer] - Remains
70

How my cat looks at me after I call him “Chonkers McGee’” straight to his face:

Tokyo Shoegazer, (fitting name) drops a new record last week. I look at it and go “man that’s going on the spin list!” And basically forget about it, only giving passing thoughts every now and then. Well today I got some extra time and decided to check it out!

This record is very monochrome and gloomy, and I like that. But I feel like the execution is subpar and disappointing, ... read more

Fcukers - Ö
64

4 albums in öne night? PHEW! Yöu guys are L.U.C.K.Y!

I löve the very fun nature of this recörd, but it suffers fröm being kinda böring at times. While I wish I cöuld löve this as much as I löve öther albums in its genre, I think I wön’t be replaying any of these tracks.

drug bug - Hell for a Basement
94

(Resident evil) Requiem?? Drug Bug - Requiem?? Amazing game—amazing album… coincidence??? I THINK NOT!! No… It was all orchestrated!! You think an album so good just happens to be slightly related to another amazing game? HE Orchestrated it! Drug Bug! “Oh but it couldn’t be Drug Bug! Not precious Drug Bug!” I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! Capcom you have to stop him! You…

Infinity Frequencies - Between two worlds
64

The music that plays in my head when I GENUINELY bite into a tomato:

This music sounds like you just walked into a random room, one that looked way smaller from the outside. You look to your left when you hear a simple piano loop coming from the darkness. “What could be the source of that music?” You think, walking over to the wretched sound, which you’ve noticed has a strangely low quality. When you shine your light on the source, you observe a mere computer. It begs to be ... read more

KFC Murder Chicks - Golden Age of Gross Mystery
68

The shrimp Fletcher genuinely threatened to turn Andrew into in Whiplash for dragging for 0.0031589427 nanoseconds:

I like the loud intensity that comes at you randomly, but it can be jarring at times. All in all a pretty decent performance by “KFC Murder Chicks?” Holy word bowl.

░▒▓新しいデラックスライフ▓▒░ [New Deluxe Life] - ▣世界から解放され▣ [Freed From the World]
10

✪Son░ts░trash あいつはクズだ✪

I genuinely couldn’t even fathom how bad this was. I had to go listen to actually good music to make sure I’m not tripping. I’m not.

Terrible loops and chops, horrid mixing, and really bad samples. I blessed this with a 10/100.

Charles Hamilton - Well Isn't This Awkward...
82

Before the incident: Son think he Alexander Hamilton 😂

AFTER the Incident: Son IS Hamilton 😲🔥

One day my reviews will devolve completely and all you’ll get is one word “reviews”

Plot twist is the reviews will be an inside joke that only I and maybe @roborizz95 understand

Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork
84

Q(ween)s of the Stone Age

Coincidence? I think not!

Thank you @roborizz95 for the recommendation!

This album is built for any fans of that “real alternative rock.” While I don’t fall into that group, I appreciate this album in particular for its unique style that I enjoyed quite well!

Kanye West - BULLY
50

Close enough. Welcome back Kero Kero Bonito ❤️‍🩹

This album is seriously a strong contender for most boring album to hit this website. I’d rather listen to any album from the field recordings genre 🥹

山岡晃 [Akira Yamaoka] - Silent Hill 2 (Original Soundtracks)
94

In my restless dreams,
I hear that album.
Silent Hill 2 (Original Soundtrack)

I promised I’d listen to it someday.
And I did.

Well, I’ve listened to it for some time now…
I call it one of my “Top 5 Favorite albums”
Listening to it constantly…

Listening to it constantly
Hoping to fully understand it one day.

I never will.

Chris Travis - Pizza and Codeine
70

Pizza (Wet Like My Codeine)

Pizza pizza pizza if you fucking with my codeine

PAC-MAN (slang for pizza and codeine man)

Pizza Thoughts

Quadruple pizza one liners for you guys! #funnymemes

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