Vince Staples - Cotton
100

Vince mannnnnnnnn

One of his best songs ever

Chair Outlet - Erosion
100

Holy peak

Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
4

Drake’s Maid Of Honour is one of the worst albums I have ever heard. This album is absolute trash. There is nothing redeemable here. Every second of Maid Of Honour is filled with horrid production, disgustingly bad writing, and some of the most lifeless and nauseating performances that I’ve ever heard. There is not a single song on here that I enjoyed in the slightest, and I wish this thing could be wiped from my memory for the sake of my mental wellbeing.

Drake - HABIBTI
17

Drake’s Habibiti is pretty easily one of his lowest quality and laziest albums ever. Drake has made some great music before, and he’s kept some of his best songs ever unreleased, yet he chooses to release 36 minutes of pure, unfiltered garbage. Rusty Intro is one of the worst “songs” I’ve ever heard, and the rest of the album is a bunch of hollow nothingness. Outside of the intro, this album isn’t quite as disgustingly horrific as Maid Of Honour. Still, ... read more

Drake - ICEMAN
38

After two years of waiting, Drake finally released his highly anticipated album, ICEMAN. I was ironically hyping ICEMAN up for a while because who actually thought this album was going to be worthwhile. I’m just going to get it out of the way and say, this is one of the most boring and predictable albums ever. Drake is rapping on the same beats, rapping with the same flow, and using the same features that he has been for years, and at this point, it’s just boring.

68 minutes ... read more

Drake - If You're Reading This It's Too Late
85

Drake’s 2015 mixtape, If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late, is easily up for debate as being his best work. This is Drake at the very top of his game. He sounds hungry, and his lyricism is sharp. The production he has backing him is hard-hitting, and despite If You’re Reading This being 17 tracks, there’s no filler on here like you would find on a usual Drake record.

The production on here is mostly hard-hitting trap beats, like Energy, which has Drake rapping at ... read more

Michael Jackson - Beat It
100

There’s not many songs that go as hard as this one

JPEGMAFIA - ¥ (Yen)
95

You can hate on Peggy for saying some stupid stuff in interviews or whatever but you can’t lie, this song is amazing

Chair Outlet - TO:THE:AM
79

It’s just straight bangers this time, and all 3 tracks are great and I think all of these get a least close to the best tracks on The Seat (especially the first song which I love the dance feeling to it).

Also it seems like every time chair drops something new his bars get even more clever.

JPEGMAFIA - War Over Land
80

I think people are underrated these singles, this song is great.

King Crimson - Epitaph / 21st Century Schizoid Man
100

It literally doesn’t get better than this

JPEGMAFIA - babygirl
90

This is so fire

Michael Jackson - Thriller
95

93->95

While Off The Wall performed exceptionally well, it wasn’t enough for Michael Jackson. He wanted to make the biggest album of all time. For Thriller, Jackson and Quincy Jones focused on making every song a hit, trying to make “an album where every song could go number one”. And this shows: Thriller is a tight tracklist jam-packed with explosive grooves and catchy melodies.

While Thriller does come off as somewhat of a “greatest hits” collection, that ... read more

Michael Jackson - Off the Wall
97

Michael Jackson’s Off The Wall marked his transition from a child star and member of the Jackson 5 to an adult icon and, basically, THE figure in music during this time period. It goes without saying that Michael Jackson is one of the most famous people who ever lived, and Off The Wall is the album that really kicked off his solo superstardom.

Off The Wall is also significant because it was the first of MJ’s projects to be produced by the legendary Quincy Jones, who would go on to ... read more

Sade - Love Deluxe
100

Sade’s Love Deluxe is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful albums ever. Everything about it is so smooth and soulful; it’s a perfect blend of ambient and R&B.

No Ordinary Love is one of the best intros of the 1990s; it so perfectly introduces the album's soundscape and engulfs you in it. The bassline is hypnotic and feels like a punch to the gut in the best way possible, if that makes any sense, and Sade’s vocals float perfectly over it.

Feel No Pain has one of ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - The Heart Part 5
100

Pretty easily one of the best songs ever

Kanye West - BULLY
48

After a very confusing and disappointing period for Ye (formerly Kanye West), he finally released his long-awaited album, Bully. Bully is supposed to be a comeback album for Ye, and to be fair, Bully is definitely better than Donda 2 and either of the Vultures albums, so I guess it succeeded at that.

The problem with Bully is that it plays it incredibly safe, giving its listeners a bunch of tracks that are nostalgic for how Kanye used to sound. There are a handful of good tracks, but ... read more

Gorillaz - The Mountain
87

Gorillaz are finally back after their run of what many people consider to be sub-par releases, and this time around, Albarn isn’t scared to experiment. I’m a big fan of the absolutely gorgeous soundscape and the incredible world-building on this album.

Not only is The Mountain ambitious, but it pulls it off excellently, whether that be on the vast and truly transcendental opening track (which is one of the most immersive intros I’ve heard in a while) or the more hip-hop ... read more

The Strokes - The New Abnormal
97

The New Abnormal is technically a comeback album for The Strokes; their last three record were not as well-received as their first two, and it had been seven years since their last album, Comedown Machine. This album is so colorful; it really sounds like the album cover looks. Every sound is bright and blissful. It’s like looking at a drawing you drew when you were a young kid, and it takes you back to those days. Take the track Selfless for example, the opening arpeggios sound so ... read more

The Scythe - Strictly 4 The Scythe
43

The Scythe is a hip-hop supergroup, brought together by Denzel Curry, consisting of A$AP Ferg, TiaCorine, Bktherula, and Key Nyata. On this album, they pay homage to the dirty south and Memphis trap.

Unfortunately, the production on this album is pretty mediocre, especially for Curry’s standards. There are a couple of solid beats, but most of them are pretty simple and repetitive.

Most of the rappers on this album don’t have much going for them, leaving Denzel Curry to do the ... read more

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