if sexistential has 0 fans i am dead

really real already being one of the best album openers ever like thats what u call an instant classic i love love LOVEEE the little sound effects scattered throughout the songs and the twinkling in the chorus is the cherry on top like??? straight swedish excellence right here...

dopamine really had to grow on me a bit but ive come to actually enjoy it although its not as memorable as something like that bomb ass opener we just had but still! and again ... read more

world doll dominations are NOW
lowkey did not like the singles at first but tell me has grown on me a bit so ill give missy her 7s and same goes for music except whew mama i forgot about this bomb ass bridge this is trans excellence...
HOLLYWOOD FOREVER IS SO BOUNCYYYY she really needs to do more stuff like this like omg let the people jump and dance
her slipping the peace onto the tracklist after she came swinging with those first 3 tracks but glad she picked up the pace at the end cuz i wasnt ... read more

they/them slayings!!! beautiful album!! one of the greatest things ive ever heard mama!!!

recc by @penis_proposal mama im so scared

1. waced out murals - nothing here is working together like??? he always trying too hard to be different and sure it works sometimes but im not moving at all here
the instrumental is just repetitive and goes nowhere at all neither is the rapping doing anything just a whole 5 minutes of straight bullshit

2. squabble up - okay wait the little sample is cute but i wish it was more prominent with the female vocals rather than just chopped up bits of it ... read more

as soon as she saw president bush being a dumbass she ran into that studio, did 4 lines of coke, texted elton john "lol HOMO", put her clit directly on the mic for 49 minutes, and hit record.

oh to see the female jesus in person again

okay so im LIVING for the instrumental here especially the first 11 seconds with the glitching and everything like honestly i was BOUNCINGGGG its such a fun little beat until you hear the man come in and start saying bullshit
this would be an easy 100 if the vocals were... actual vocals? but its croix 9 so what do we expect
again very amazing beautifully crafted beat i hope we continue experimenting with this sorta kinda idm genre

1. million dollar freestyle - oooh lord...
ykwhat the glitchy beat is doing things to me so ill have to give you your tens for experimenting
much better than anything sade has put out and then the raw emotion towards the 2 minute mark??? a gagworthy performance
ive never seen this vocal technique but okay it isnt terrible i like it

2. song - didgeridoo? AUSTRALIA REPRESENTTTTT i was a bit scared but its nice... sure

3. like a person - okay i like this because it reminds us as the audience ... read more

dont jump me for the big red zero just walk with me for a moment
recommended by @penis_proposal

1. smooth operator - okayyy this beat its giving secret garden by madonna i like it but while the song itself isnt bad i fear ill never be able to enjoy soul and jazz likee yes sade serve us vocals and the instruments go well together certainly but im bored? theres nothing that interesting here but hey good try i guess

2. your love is king - ughhh see i get excited from the build up but then the ... read more

overhated for being sickeningly fierce

a partial recc by @penis_proposal we are SO back

1. let it happen - oh bitch this is happier than i anticipated based on the cover i think this is so far one of the few male voices i like so good job keep this up for the rest of the album
i think the filtering of the drums is nice at parts but thats really the only thing thats standing out to me in terms of production like the synths are cool and all but this sounds like any other synthpop song so far
okay wait the glitchy looping bits are ... read more

caucasian doll escapes to india and drops her magnum opus

seeing this live healed me

the writing on the title track just irked me so bad oh my god😭😭 on my own was cute but thats it.. the fact that this is the same woman that released shabrang is so crazy to me like what even happened

fierce is fierce

1. religion - oh what a start
no idea what ive gotten into but hm art pop is one thing to me while art rock is a whole other thing and while i can hear the work put into the production its just not something that i really vibe to? infact the whole spooky halloween mood of this track is kinda killing me in a bad way eugghhh i REALLY dont like this

2. doppelganger - okay wait im liking the vibes on here its got a sort of trip hop tinge to it and im digging it waitttttt
i wasnt expecting glitch ... read more

forced to review this @glacier_ essential so lets see

1. under the sun - why the fuck is dababy here do not piss me off
j coles verse was cool? idk what to say but the bass is killing me please hang the producer
kendrick in the chorus kinda had me gagged the tiniest bit but this song has no business having a trap beat it sound so stupid im sorry and dababys was just saying words
"im on fire bitch im lit but im really cool" are we serious
his lines were literally just about college ... read more

rec by @glacier_ or whatever his user is

1. act won - ouu mama this intro the way it moves between your ears omg id give her an 100 if i rated intros and interludes

2. table of contents - ohh i know they were jumping up and down giggling and gagging over these track names when they came up with them
unfortunately that doesnt save the song at all or atleast the first part of it cuz hold on..??
okay the switch up waitt im still not moving he just saying words over a nothingburger beat its such ... read more

i aint finna hold u but this album is actually pretty good
metal jazz funk trap synthwave and rap idk whats happening but yk what HELL YEAAH they know how to sing too
i actually started laughing at land of the sun this was a really fun listen idk what else to tell yall but dont let the user score fool you
also the iris cover was actually a really nice closer icl

human nature being the greatest song of all time this is eroticas big and better sister