Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
20

okay we're going straight in and oh wow im liking this intro damn ma
elizabeth taylor being one of her best songs OKAYYYYY im excited to hear the rest now

so i fear that songs like ophelia and opalite get ruined by the chorus because i was really enjoying the stripped back feel of opalite just for this sudden bland pop chorus to hit me like what
but other than that, the first 3 tracks were pretty solid i really wasnt expecting it at all from her but okay i guess im impressed

father ... read more

Zara Larsson - Midnight Sun
85

eurosummer into hot & sexy oh my god this might be THE album of the summer im not joking

Kylie Minogue - Fever
90

best thing to ever come out of our country

SKULK - A State of Noise
90

recommended by baby boy @Glacier_ so lets see what this underground band giving

1. Chapter Two (Hey You) - 100/100
okay wait im liking this kinda... like im REALLY liking it woah okayy omg? the guitar sounds so crisp idk how to describe it but everything together is so atmospheric kinda like hold onn this got me hooked i MIGHT really end up liking the album if they keep this up
vocals are nice too theres a nice balance between them and the instrumental and did u guys hear that bridge ... read more

Tyla - TYLA
97

the production on to last was kinda insane actually this whole album is something else from start to end but for some reason you people just cant tell amapiano songs apart

MARINA - PRINCESS OF POWER
20

one of the worst things ive ever heard literally straight shit from a butt please turn it off

Deftones - White Pony
78

wait so is it deft-ones or def-tones
anyways this was (unfortunately) recommended by @penis_proposal lets see

1. feiticeira - okay woah WOAAH i wasnt expecting this for a 2000s metal album it definitely sounds like something more recent but honestly i have mixed opinions about this track cuz for the most part its loud its harsh its abrasive but what i dont like as much is the vocals at some parts thought they fit in really nicely over the instrumental in the last minute which definitely ... read more

Lingua Ignota - CALIGULA
100

the jumpscare on sorrow done took me out oh my god>>>??
other than that this might be the greatest album of all time im not kidding shes got one of the best voices out there idc

Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon
54

recommended by THE @penis_proposal ive seen this everywhere but never really bothered listening so lets see if its really that good

1. speak to me - so wheres the song
ouuuu this really quiet beat why am i bouncing OKAYYY???? this is kinda cunttt what the fuck

2. breathe (in the air) - WAITTTTTGGGJG ive been missing out on this omg they havent even started singing and im already moving oh this album is gonna be so good i can already tell
YUPPPP vocals just came in and im not disappointed ... read more

Kelela - Raven
100

revisiting this and giving it a proper review cuz yes

1. washed away - straight off the bat im gagged like.. the vocals and the dreamy instrumental you cant tell me that you dont imagine yourself on a beach got a cute sarong tied around your waist w no panties on YUPPPPP literally such a fitting intro to whats about to come

2. happy ending - i LOVEEEE the breakbeat with that "horn" kinda sound in the back idk what it is but the two just fit so well together and that second verse too ... read more

93

okay first full listen recommended by my baby @Glacier_ dont disappoint me

1. smells like teen spirit - ok literally everyone knows this and youre just lying to yourself if you say it isnt a perfect 10 like hello hello HELLOOOO are u hearing the drums and the guitars like hello its repetitive but it works and the bridge too omg i love when artists just leave a little section for the instrumental alone no vocals no nothing but i love the guys voice too and yes im always speaking down on men but ... read more

Michael Jackson - Off the Wall
65

streets are saying that this supposed to knock me OFF my feet and damn ma 89 user score this albums got shooters including bff @Glacier_ so ty for the recommendation lets seee

1. dont stop til you get enough - okay this beat kinda sickening waitt waitttt hes kinda edging me with these verses cuz just when u think the chorus is coming up we just get another verse and to make matters worse the chorus was barely even giving chorus like girl i was waiting for some insane sick drop but no instead i ... read more

Stevie Wonder - Songs in the Key of Life
95

recommended by my beloved @glacier_ cuz apparently this is supposed to be better than cxoxo so lets see

DISC 1
1. loves in need of love today - OOHHHHH i only know the start of this song idk from where tho but okayy serve us vocals i like it and ngl this wouldnt normally be my sort of thing but im kinda moving cuz his voice fits nicely and its not too repetitive which is surprising for a 7 min song so ill give him his 10s he ate this especially with that outro too

2. have a talk with god - ... read more

Radiohead - Amnesiac
87

ok bulletchained radiohead listenings part 2 lets see

1. plsiactb - yes please more idm im already in love its such a simple beat but so calming to listen to with the vocals especially that last minute with the kinda crunchy buzzing noise idk what it is but it fits! also loved how certain beats would drop in and out it gives the track some variety but i also like listening to the different combinations but yeaoverall one of their best songs already idgaf

2. pyramid song - YASSSSS SERVE US ... read more

Radiohead - Kid A
86

another post- genre noooooo but ive heard some good things about these radiohead guys so lets trust @austinramos1

1. everything in its right place - ok hold onnn is it meant to glitch out like that cuz i kinda like it WAITTTTTT okay and the vocals too omg we're actually off to a good start idk what i was expecting but it wasnt this but please give me more of this ambience and downtempo shit you can literally never go wrong with it and the way they switch between stereo channels ... read more

Beyoncé - BEYONCÉ
100

finally writing a review for this just because why not

1. pretty hurts - the lyrics and the vocals hello i love how it serves as an opener since i think its the track thats most explicit about the albums theme of imperfection and thats also reflected in the off centre text on the cover which is a little detail that i really like but yea i loved the mv too she looked so cunty with that trophy idc

2. ghost/haunted - again the lyrics over that really heavy bass on ghost is just so satisfying to ... read more

Kero Kero Bonito - Bonito Generation
84

ok for once im actually excited for an @austinramos1 recc cuz ive been looking forward to listening to this

1. waking up - OKAYYYY i already know im gonna like this just from those first few seconds + this lil girls voice like okay serve us 8 year old excellence she knows exactly how to bring some silly and fun into to music and im here for it

2. heard a song - wait i kinda love this especially the production and the way some of the sounds alternate between ears which just makes it so much ... read more

100

revisiting this album just to write a review about it although ive heard it in full at least 200 times now so here we go

im that girl - opening with the tommy wright sample was so insane and the atmosphere of this song is insane like woah it feels so spacious idk how to describe it but also the entire second half is unmatched with the little breath she takes just before the outro like??? how can you not gag and the transition into cozy just makes it even better

cozy - the bass oh my godddd ... read more

Wet Leg - moisturizer
40

ok another @austinramos1 pick
dont disappoint me

cpr - ehhh really boring verses and the chorus wasnt much better but it isnt too bad either its just nothing special like?? sounds like every other punk song

liquidize - boring verses again but the chorus kinda saves it though this doesnt seem much different from the other song at all and if the rest of the album is just the same guitar and drums over and over again then lord save me please

catch these fists - intro had me excited but the ... read more

43

this made me mad its not even gonna get a track by track review from me but telephony is lowkey insane so ill give them that

i was a bit sad about wftbmrtcitm because it started out so well just to switch up on me and turn into a repetitive mess

holy fucking shit was something a bit different from the previous tracks and i found it better than whatever they were making me listen to beforehand so thank you for this blessing to my ears

deep deep... im actually impressed because this time their ... read more

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