Cathedral - Stained Glass Stories
80

Shout out to Fred Callan on the bass

Andy Akiho - No One to Know One
60

NO one to kNOW one is levels of lit never seen before

Hermine - The World on My Plates
70

this sounds like it was found in an estate sale

Sleep Token - Take Me Back to Eden
10

10 points for the summoning

Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal
65

I don't get it :(

Earth - Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
90

I remember listening to this album when I was home alone in the 7th grade, fucking terrifying. This unending string of earth-shaking murmurs echoing through the knotted up cords of my apple earbuds alongside the inky darkness that filled my backyard to the brim, just terrified me. The grass, mowed a week or two prior, and white pines I would climb up even though I was petrified of falling and dying right there, probably breaking a couple bones bouncing off the lattice of branches before ... read more

Melanie Martinez - PORTALS
20

She's a pedophile but she makes bad music so its ok

The Mars Volta - Frances the Mute
100

There are a lot of good reasons to hate this

Seatbelts - Cowboy Bebop
90

the bongos and congas go insane on this album

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the end of time
NR

How can I become attached to a faceless, nameless, emotionless, non-thing? How can I feel the tragedy and grief of something with no characteristics at all fade away from consciousness? I don't know how but this album feels so human yet lacks all signs of humanity at the same time, a completely oxymoronic statement. I feel like I've lived this person's life, I took the place of someone's brain and psyche, I was the being peeking out their eyes. Someone's memories and moments become mine ... read more

Ecco2k - E
90

best drain gang project out there, I need more please Ecco come back :(

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