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JPEGMAFIA - LP!
JPEGMAFIA
LP!
60
Nov 17

Pinned Review

ClayDJs03 -
97
I’m very late to the party with this one.

Often times, it’s difficult to measure how objective a music review truly is. A user generated score, or a meta review pulling scores and opinions from a multitude of different critics, is always going to be distorted by a number of factors, all of which are as a result of personal taste and bias, which are ultimately subjective in nature distract from the music itself. Depending on who you ask, there are a variety of different responses ... read more

Recent Reviews

ClayDJs03 -
86
Man, this is really is the Second best AJR tribute act 🎢
ClayDJs03 -
50
Alright lads, it’s been four years, we can admit it.

This album’s mediocre as fuck.

Hey hey, don’t cry, it’s okay we can admit it together, it’s alright I’m here for you bro πŸ˜”

None of the tracks flow. It’s thematically inconsistent. Every beat feels incomplete in one way or another. Ideas don’t come together all that well. Kendrick’s lyricism is fake deep and preachy. Storytelling’s pretty decent, but there’s nothing ... read more
ClayDJs03 -
98
*Cries* so close to perfection.

If you want a classic example of what a great band at their creative peak looks like, look no further than Plastic Beach by Gorillaz, an album that in my view showcases everything brilliant about Albarn, whilst exhibiting some of the greatest moments of the featured artists on here, acting as a gateway into so many brilliant artists’ discographies. Core to Gorillaz’s brilliance is the raw simplicity found in the soundscapes that are constructed with ... read more
ClayDJs03 -
70
MF Doom be like: Pee Pee Poo Poo, Wee Wee Woo Woo, lube me crotch and cum cum, like Scotch on the tum tum, watch me do a doo doo in the loo loo and inside Peppy Lepew’s bum bum πŸ’₯😎😎😎

Madlib be like: fuck yeah 😱😱, let’s throw in some rejected Tom and Jerry samples

Madvillainy fans: Man that is poetry 😭😭

I don’t get it. Am I just a fucking idiot, and is this really the second best Hip Hop album of all time, the third best album of all time period, and ... read more
ClayDJs03 -
90
My favourite Shoegaze album πŸ₯΄

According to Hewett, Demon Days was Gorillaz setting out to prove that the concept of a virtual band wasn’t a gimmick used to sell their music, which in my opinion before Demon Days, was exactly what Gorillaz was. I made it embarrassingly clear how I feel about Gorillaz self titled; in my review, I called it the least Gorillaz Gorillaz album, inconsistent, and one of Damon Albarn’s low lights as a vocalist… OH! And one of the most overrated ... read more

Shoutbox

Nov 18, 2021
For JPEGMAFIA, I'd say his 2020 project EP! is a good first project to listen to, then maybe Black Ben Carson, but that one is literally just experimental cloud rap so its a little diff.

About

Alex
18
He/him
Met someone who genuinely thinks Humanz is the best gorillaz album (she’s not alive now πŸ₯΄)

Rating scale:
100 - Nut successfully Bust, fine work gentlemen
95-99 - going to cum
90-94 - this is sex
80-89 - Great shit
70-79 - Good Shit
60-69 - okay shit
50-59 - shit must have fallen asleep
40-49 - You tried
30-39 - You didn’t try
20-29 - Stop.
10-19 - CIA torture Technique
0-9 - Hello this is the suicide hotline how can I help you

Rating Distribution

90-99
 
9

80-89
 
10

70-79
 
2

60-69
 
3

50-59
 
3

40-49
 
1

30-39
 

20-29
 

10-19
 

0-9
 
1

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