Take Cuno away. Cuno wants to feel those frost flakes on Cuno's face again. And Cuno's tongue. And not just the frost flakes. The *good* shit, too. Cuno's a fuckin *polar bear*, pig. Also, pig, why the *fuck* are you flying an airplane with your pig friends?
Cuno's livin' that diamond life. Pimp shit. Cuno has so many whores, pig. Like, 27. That's a lot of whores. How many whores do you have, pig? Probably, like, 3, or something. That's *silver* life shit. Gold life is, uh, 10 whores. Cuno's livin' that 27-whore *diamond* life.
Cuno found this quote in the trash.
"There is a giant ball there. And evil apes. And the evil apes are dukin' it out on the ball. You're one of them. It's basically all just evil apes dukin' it out on a giant ball."
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Yeah, Cuno's in the new world. Cuno's a fucking *pioneer*.
The fuck does Cuno want to speak to you. Cuno doesn't just speak to *regular* fuckers. Cuno speaks to speed-fuckers. Real *cool* shit. Not like you, pig. You're a lame fucker.
Cuno's not a fucking kindergartner. Cuno's 12. Real adult shit. 12-year-old shit. Cuno's a fucking *teenager*. Not a fucking kindergartner.
The fuck does Cuno care about climate change. Cuno doesn't fucking strongly disagree. Cuno doesn't fucking strongly agree. Cuno's a fucking fruit. Not a fucking vegetable. Vegetables are fucking disgusting. Weird green shit. Fruits are fucking sick. Orange shit. Real good orange yellow shit. Jubilee is stupid. Stupid YouTube company. Fucking idiotic shit.
As Cuno said. Poetry is shit. Prose is better. Prose is real good shit. Poetry is like... Poetry is piss. Not shit.
The fuck does Cuno know what a utopia is? Cuno's not a utopia. Cuno's a fucking... uh... reed. Yeah. Cuno's a reed. Cuno can be whatever Cuno wants to be. And Cuno's a reed. The fuck does Travis Scott have over a reed.
The fuck you talkin' about, no hands? Cuno has hands. Cuno has, uh, 23 hands. Yeah, pig. 23 hands. How many hands do you have? Huh, pig? How many hands, huh? Show me what you can do with 2 hands. Entertain the Cuno. Fucking pathetic pigs...
Jews? Cuno doesn't give a fuck about Jews. Cuno doesn't give a fuck about anyone, pig. If you like Jews, Cuno doesn't care. If you don't like Jews, pig, Cuno fucking cares. Cuno gives a fuck about people who don't like Jews. People who don't give a *good* fuck about Jews. Fucking losers. Cuno doesn't like them.
Cuno doesn't just *smash* pumpkins. Cuno fucking *obliterates* them. High velocity obliteration shit. Real violent shit. Like porno.
Look, C! The binoclard is pegging my pig! This is so fucking sick! I can't believe this!
[This message has been redacted by the Revachol Citizen's Militia, as it does not represent our position on the LGBTQ+ community.]
Cuno isn't fucking lonely. Cuno's *popular*. Cuno gets *bitches*. Does samlrc get bitches? I don't think so. Samlrc is a fucking loser. Not like Cuno. Cuno's a fucking *legend*.
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