5 Seconds of Summer - Sounds Good Feels Good
75

It’s just fun. Jet Black Heart/Outer Space are genuinely goated tho

85

Hooooly. Such a consistent track list in a 1h long Pop album is legit unheard of.

Labi Siffre - Remember My Song
61

Yes Labi, we remember “my song” it was a banger

Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1 (Remastered)
5

When the reviewers calling this an iconic masterpiece have to clarify that THEY ARE NOT JOKING you know how bad this shi is.

Hoobastank - The Reason
76

(Me as a kitten with a dissapointed father) I'm not a perfect purrrson

Lostprophets - Rooftops (A Liberation Broadcast)
75

Well he’s dead so I can calmly like this now knowing it will not make him money

The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die
78

Every single 90's hip hop album suffers from being too long, change my mind.

This still doesn't prevent it from having some quality gems though.

BRUIT ≤ - The Age of Ephemerality
NR

If this shi was released by Swans or Godspeed it'd have like a 99 user score frfr

Queen - Queen
70

Humble beginnings. A lot of energy, some catchy songs, a lot of metal influence, but unfortunately also quite a bit of filler.

Danny Brown - Quaranta
73

A much more intimate Danny Brown experience than what we've grown used to.

Prince and The Revolution - Purple Rain
55

I don't see it. Caused me absolutely no feelings

Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra - Promises
65

Objectively very beautiful record, I'm just not big into ambient and minimalist music. Still enjoyable for a relaxing time

Rush - Presto
40

Have absolutely no sympathy for those saying this is better than "Hold your Fire". That one was the encapsulation of 80's cheese yes, but it was still inspired music with some cool lyrics on top.

This is them censoring any creativity to bring a very, very boring rock album.

Death Grips - Jenny Death
65

Certainly better than the original ''Powers that B'' music and retroactively heightens the score of that one. Still not DG at its best.

Death Grips - The Powers That B
57

A classic example of going way too hard on your experimental side, whilst forgetting to make actual enjoyable music in the meantime.

It's a very interesting record, but most of it (specially CD1) gives me no reason to return to it. It almost feels like a rogue like Death Grips CD: Every typical Death Grips trope and sample randomly generated into a track. This isn't enjoyable, it's just a bunch of incoherent sounds.

CD2 does bring some more interesting songs but it is nothing ... read more

Bullet For My Valentine - The Poison
62

It wastes all its bullets in its first half. Makes for a VERY unbalanced record

Bring Me The Horizon - POST HUMAN: NeX GEn
71

Agreed with the general consensus that this is good but a bit all over the place. By the time it's finishing up, it has completely run out of energy/ideas.

Kirk Hammett - Portals
77

Such a pleasant surprise of an EP. Love how much it sounds like Apocalyptica's songwriting with Kirk's riffs/solos thrown in, it's a great mix.

Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison
71

Aged in a charming way. A bit repetitive but some bangers are present

Charly García - Piano Bar
59

My relationship with Charly Garcia is so weird. This is an unescapable artist growing up in Argentina, you are consuming him passive- or actively since you are born.

This normally leads to a bunch of memories of your childhood and some nostalgia about the songs. But my experience is it just kinda sets off an alarm of "Please, for the love of god, you've heard this so many times before. Stop".

What's supposed to be the 80's charm just feels like outdated songwriting ... read more

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