David Bowie - Low
100

SHAWTY👧 HAD THEM APPLE🍎 BOTTOM🥺 JEANS👖‼️‼️ BOOTS 👢WITH THE FUR🐻‼️‼️WITH THE FUR🐻‍❄️🗣🗣🔥

David Bowie - Station to Station
88

Honestly, I was really considering giving up on cocaine, but David Bowie really helped remind me that the lovely white powder is more important than anything or anyone else in my life. This album kept me going in when I was at my lowest ✊

David Bowie - Young Americans
78

Bro was British 💀🧐🫖🇬🇧

David Bowie - Diamond Dogs
80

For all the diamond dogs

David Bowie - Aladdin Sane
87

Who will love *me* tho??? No one. At least not as much as Bowie's music loves me

Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To
88

Any review that isn't just the word "Hard" is doing a disservice to this album

Dua Lipa - Radical Optimism
70

It didn't have me dancing nearly as much as Future Nostalgia. But if Training Season or Happy for you came on while I was shoping at H&M, I would probably shake my booty a little and maybe bust a couple moves.

Black Country, New Road - Ants From Up There
100

I am already very annoying, but if these guys ever hit mainstream I will become the most obnoxious person alive.

Mitski - Bury Me at Makeout Creek
93

I would cry so hard to this if I hadn't developed unshakable apathy towards everything, to cope with life

Charlie Puth - CHARLIE
17

-Cancerous autotune throughout the entire thing
-Most songs are in the running for worst lyrics in history
-The most cheap and stale but also really expensive sounding production I've heard maybe ever
-All the tracks, and I mean ALL OF THEM, try to be catchy and I'm assuming that is to become titok audios
-I hate you and I do not care about your problems rich music boy. Make good music.

Trippie Redd - genre : sadboy
1

Game idea: Get some people together and sort through youtube glazing comments of these tracks. The first person to find one using the word "masterpiece" unironically gets to not listen to that song.

I couldn't even finish this. It's not even bottom of the barrel filth because rubbing that in your ears probably feels better that listening to genre:fuckboy. Snorting glass dust for 9 hours is probably more barable than 27 minutes of this vomit music. I would legitimately rather get ... read more

Green Day - Saviors
51

There's some good tracks on this. Better than whatever the fuck they were doing 3 years ago, that's for sure.

Black Country, New Road - For the first time
96

This is like Slam poetry if Slam poetry was good and also sounded like an ascendant orgasm for your ears.

Macklemore - HIND'S HALL
NR

Based Macklemore?? I didn't know he was cool like that

The Dillinger Escape Plan & Mike Patton - Irony Is a Dead Scene
95

I just discovered Mike Patton but he seems like the most based individual to ever be born

Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
98

"Almost as good as In Rainbows" might be the best thing anyone can say about any album that isn't In Rainbows

Swans - Filth
83

This is the most intense and heavy thing I might have ever listened to. Which is a good thing, but my problem is that I want to listen to the whole Swans dicography and this gave me a headache. This is by far their shortest LP. I don't know if I can take over 2 hours of this shit.

Death Grips - The Powers That B
100

When I first discovered this group, I couldn't have imagined an album of their's getting this strong of an emotional response out of me.Thank you Death Grips for reminding me that I fucking love music and I love being alive.

Philip Selway - Weatherhouse
75

I know bro could lay down the sickest drum fills in history, but for some reason he doesn't want to

Thom Yorke - Creep (Very 2021 Rmx)
30

Thom has been pretty open about how much he hates Creep and It's easy to see why. It's by far the most popular song he's ever writen and it's from a time when neither him nor Radiohead had a unique sound, so no matter the critical and comercial success that he and Radihead have recieved over the decades he's never been able to escape this song.
So in this project (if you can even call it a project, because let's be honest this probably took him less time to make than the song's runtime) he ... read more

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