Kamasi Washington - Fearless Movement
94

When I saw the Andre 3000 feature I was lowkey hoping he wouldn't rap and just play the clarinet. Needless to say that not only was I not disappointed, I was stupefied

Black Thought & Danger Mouse - Cheat Codes
90

Oh my glorious villain, DOOM it's so good to hear your voice

King Crimson - Larks' Tongues in Aspic
89

King Crimson, I would tongue all your Aspics any day

Bad Brains - Bad Brains
82

Not bad at all. In fact, pretty good brains

Swans - Children of God
95

I told shawty I listen to Swans and she called me a misanthropic dipshit and ghosted me. These Swifties are getting WILD dawg 😭🙏

Lil Ugly Mane - MISTA THUG ISOLATION
86

I think this man smokes weed, I hope he stops and seeks help for his narcotic drug addiction and I hope in the future his music becomes more kind and has less cusses 🙏

Snowd4y - Wah Gwan Delilah
0

This gotta be the worst outcome anyone has had out of any rap beef in history. The entire world thinks you're a pedophile and you are cursed to release unlistenable garbage.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced
88

Experienced in what??...sex?... Ummmmm sir, I use aoty

Fishmans - ORANGE
80

Idk what bro talking bout, but we ball 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Deftones - Diamond Eyes
97

I imagine this the typa shit you put on to have sex, probably, idk

black midi - Schlagenheim
92

While listening to this I developed 9 existant forms of schizophrenia and discovered 3 additional ones

Swans - Greed
50

The first song is really really great and felt like a natural evolution for their sound. For the rest they might as well have been playing twinkle twinkle little star, because I was SLEEPING. It feels like they were trying to, unseccessfuly, recreate what they managed to capture in Filth, but what was haunting and disturbing in that record here comes across as repetative, bland and, honestly, boring.

98

The audacity of every album that came out after this to have a cover, knowing damn well nothing will ever even come close to this, is baffling

Magdalena Bay - Mercurial World
85

More like Magdalena GAY, because I like men

underscores - My guy (Corporate shuffle)
91

underscores droped. 2024 is no longer dry, my apologies for not being familiar with your release schedule mom. Please drop the album 🙏

Eminem - Houdini
67

I'm not crazy about the production and the mixing but he sounds good in this. Hoping it's a concept album and this fits in the story.

Playboi Carti - Playboi Carti
88

Carti came to me during my exams and gave me 2% of His goat aura to help me, because He said He rewards His greatest glazers. Remember to pray to Carti by reciting FWÆ every night before bed and you will have nothing to fear in life.

Cash Cobain - Grippy
5

39 year old man talking bout "it's...it's...it's...uhh...Grippy😁". Oh yeah her👩 youknowwhat😏 is grippy😫 so I have her saved on my phone📲 as "Grippy 🙂".

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