2slimey - SsoMe
95

Some of the most objectively unlistenable music I’ve ever heard. The beats are loud and obnoxious for the sake of it. The mixing is absolutely atrocious. 2slimey’s vocals are grating and he’s completely off-beat for most of the album.

That being said, my rating for this is completely unironic.

FAV TRACKS: โ˜†SaddestStoryโ˜†, Mexiko, What You Doin
LEAST FAV TRACK: So Far

Edward Skeletrix - Meg Thee Stallion
100

one of my favs from Edward's recent singles run

Brennan Jones - Do Dat
85

how dat white boy do dat?

Brennan Jones - Brennan Jones 1
70

Honestly? I get why this is hated, especially with Brennan being a massive pos, but I thought this was a short, fun listen with some pretty cool highs. Brennan's performances here are super inconsistent but the production is great all throughout. FashionTrappin is one of my fav songs from 2024, I put my dad on and even he fw it.

FAV TRACKS: โ˜†FashionTrappinโ˜†, RIP Corbin, Do Dat
LEAST FAV TRACK: Crispy

Israel Yanir - Peroxide
NR

MY NAME IS ISRAEL BUT I DON'T STAND FOR GENOCIDEEEE ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ

Israel Yanir - Future
80

I SEE THE FUTUREEEE
CYBAPUNK FLAREEEE

Skeletrix Island Radio 66.7 - Skeletrix (124)
NR

I saw someone on r/edwardskeletrix saying Edward stole their beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzQv8SUCa5U&list=RDWzQv8SUCa5U&start_radio=1

It sounds like an interpolation. There are a few notable differences aside from the muddier audio quality.

What even is Skeletrix Island Radio 66.7? I doubt all these beats are stolen. Are they partially AI generated? Lush Soma (one of Edward's producers) says Edward produces everything himself, though they could be lying, knowingly or ... read more

Trevor Tordjman - Be an Alpha
0

BE AN ALPHA, BE AN ALPHA

Viper - You Wanna See Me Dead Cause of My Hops
100

peak Viper. Super cold and vibey instrumental

Masta Artisan - Oh My God
100

Del the Funky Homosapien if he was an incel over a Danny Brown type beat

This song is so ridiculous I love it

DJ BIG. FAT. BOOTY. ASS. - Desiigner - Panda (Beautiful Twerking Competition Edit)
100

DJ BIG. FAT. BOOTY. ASS. try not to sell the most beautiful instrumental of the century (impossible difficulty)

The production on this is actually so incredible I can't believe he just did that

Brennan Jones - FashionTrappin
100

fuck Brennan but this song is so fun. Reminds me of NOSTYLIST somehow

Skrilla - Doot Doot (6 7)
67

the way that switch brr i know he dyin

Mori Calliope - Orpheus
80

she really has come a long way huh
I think her delivery when the instrumental strips back is still a bit awkward but once she starts singing her charisma shines

Edward Skeletrix - Skeletrix Island
100

fascinating track and one of his best

Dax - JOKER
0

this is a 0 just for the cover

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Recent Review Comments
On QuinLuvsWitches's review of 2slimey - More Anxiety
"larp larp larp sahur"
On arka's review of Skeletrix Island Radio 66.7 - The Perfect Background Music For Any Situation
"where's the AI-generated video? i can't seem to find it on yt"
On Rubixx3d's review of 2slimey - Kno you
"I miss when slop meant something"
On 3inchtravel's review of 2slimey - More Anxiety
"Kno U was released after this tho"
On #1 MIDWXST DICKRIDER ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ's review of 1900Rugrat - Big Ah Kidz
"@Casen 2slimey clears ur entire top 5 and its not close"
On #1 MIDWXST DICKRIDER ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ's review of 1900Rugrat - Big Ah Kidz
"How tf is this top review this is like bottom 10 reviews ive seen on this site"
On JGar40's review of Edward Skeletrix - Body of Work
"Very amazing review"
On fbi_crashout's review of 2slimey - Kno you
"right now in my bedroom"
On IDCASH's review of Edward Skeletrix - Body of Work
"@IDCASH the vocals were originally on the album but were removed shortly after release. You can still find the original track on the youtube version of the ambum"
On AerialAssasSam's review of 2slimey - High Anxiety
"che is 2slimey at home"
On ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ˆ๐…๐“'s review of 2slimey - More Anxiety
"@greenunitIFT Pulse Demon is the the furthest i got, idk if there’s anything beyond that"
On ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ˆ๐…๐“'s review of 2slimey - More Anxiety
"2slimey is much less accessible than clipping, ur on like level 1 of ear training rn"
On geshusbakagen's review of Edward Skeletrix - Slavery ..
"@geshusbakagen I would agree that it’s use is definitely unethical to some degree, and that the world would absolutely be a better place without generative AI, but i don’t think that a good piece of art has to necessarily be ethical. It would be one thing if he like idk killed somebody to film a music video, but this is pretty mild all things considered imo."
On geshusbakagen's review of Edward Skeletrix - Slavery ..
"It’s not that he’s always done it, it’s that Edward has proven himself artistically to the point where one can reasonably assume that the decision to use AI on his part is an intentional and artistic one, not one made out of laziness. My personal take is that the use of AI-generated visuals here reflects the distinctly modern, inhuman horrors upon which the song mediates. If you can’t see the difference between something like this and something like AI Fruit Love Island, then YOU’RE the one who’s artistically illiterate."
On ciannn's review of 2slimey - High Anxiety
"embarrassing ass review"
On bloxbusters's review of Edward Skeletrix - Slavery
"At least the mv still has the spoken word bit"
On LIGHTYEAR's review of Oddwin - up all night
"@sigmabeans there are like 3 ppl on this site that have personal beef w him and 0 bomb all his shit lmao"
On Balboa's review of 100 gecs - 1000 gecs
"Don’t listen to Him"
On wizxrd's review of 2slimey - More Anxiety
"@wizxrd 2slimey is publicly and very obviously invested in his art, he has stated he’s 100% serious on several occasions and he seemed genuinely hurt when his song got a 7/60 on the PBM song wars. Just cuz ur ears can’t handle it doesn’t mean it’s not serious music."
On wizxrd's review of 2slimey - More Anxiety
"Worst Review Ever?"
On REC's review of Viper - Crack Recipe
"@REC u dont have to if u dont want but dont shame other people for reviewing viper's music honestly"
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