ivvys - Ivvys Cypher Verse
30

Beat is super cool but ivvys doesn’t really do anything interesting with it. He just hasn’t found his sound as a rapper yet

Ealuhri - Ealuhri Cypher Verse
85

One of the best in the cypher, I get how the off-beat, unintelligible rapping might put ppl off but I really fw it, haven’t heard anything else like it before. Amazing beat as well

LIME KING - NIGHTMARE FUEL: FEVER DREAM 2
85

Finally, LIME KING hops on some production that really matches his energy. Ever since I first heard this guy through Oddwin I’ve been waiting for him to explore a trap metal sound, and this project lived up to my expectations. LIME KING sounds as insane as ever, the hooks go crazy, and his flow is super tight. It doesn’t really work when he’s not screaming tho, I’M GETTING HEAD is easily the worst track here. There are also less quotables on here than on his last album, ... read more

Percatric - SwagVault
75

I’m surprised to see the very negative reception of this project, as I found it to be much more interesting than his last. The weird ambient, lo-fi instrumentals do enough for me to separate this from the likes of Lazer Dim and other dark plugg contemporaries, even if the beats were very samey across the project. If anything, I actually like how the project kinda feels like one long 13-minute song. Percatric’s quick flows and occasional vocal modulation are enough to keep me hooked ... read more

Percatric - Lavish
80

Instruments Disorder type beat

Percatric - Father
90

what's that?

2slimey - More Anxiety
100

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Every beat hits. 2slimey’s flows are absolutely infectious. It’s all the best parts of High Anxiety condensed into 8 of the hardest-hitting rage tracks you’ll ever hear. This is 2slimey proving that he’s so much more than a gimmick rapper. If he wasn’t already in contention for one of the most revolutionary artists in the ug, he certainly is now.

SPALEXMA - We Are Charlie Kirk 2
0

soty for 2025 and 2026, impressive

2slimey - serena
100

the CIA is truly no match for 2slimey

Viper - The Hiram Clarke Hustler
100

The ultimate Viper experience. While everyone loves to talk about how amazing My Hops and Hey, Maybe One Day You'll See Me Again are, the rest of this album doesn't get nearly enough love. The reversed vocal samples on here are nothing short of gorgeous, and Viper's production is at its smoothest and most atmospheric, even groovy at times such as on This G They Wanna Be and How the Fuck These Trash Rappers Get Blessed.

U Got Ur Gat is especially underappreciated; a bizarre ... read more

Lil B - Like A Martian
100

LIKE IM BRAD LIKE IM CHAD

J. Johnson - Blue Collar Anthem
0

my cover's blue but my score is red

Israel Yanir - 1500
100

This is fucking gorgeous holy shit i can’t believe the I SEE THE FUTURE guy made this

Del The Funky Homosapien & Kool Keith Present FNKPMPN - Subatomic
NR

Lil B's Black Ken meets Viper's The Southwest Hooligan to extremely bizarre results. The beats on this thing are crazy experimental yet very cheap-sounding, and Del's flows are just as off-kilter as the production. Some tracks here actually bump quite a bit, such as Caught U Dead, and some are downright awful, such as Dodge. I honestly have no idea how to feel about this, but I'm not mad at it.

Dax - SUPER GREMLIN (Freestyle)
NR

Dax is blue for an amazing reason!

2slimey - Belly
100

Actually incapable of missing holy shit

Crypt - Rap Nowadays
NR

come join my circus

Viper - Heartless Hoodlum
98

What a surreal album. Hypnotic, watery instrumentals with beautiful sampling. Every time I finish it it’s as if I had just heard it in a dream; I could hardly recall what I had just listened to. As such, it’s difficult to give it a numbered score. But I do remember having a good time. Clip In and Leanin’ Low are both incredibly genuine and emotional tracks which stand out far beyond the remainder of this solid yet confusing tracklist.

EDIT: this is a masterpiece imma write a ... read more

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