Iced Earth - A Narrative Soundscape
NR

NR but obviously terrible. my review from when i was summarizing it for a friend was "if you havent heard it imagine a 40 year old christian right wing barely cognizant man hosting a dungeons and dragons game" and i stand by that

Corey Feldman - Angelic 2 the Core
NR

NR iconic album i am genuinely curious what the vision here was. Corey Feldman was a visionary

93PUNX - 93PUNX
19

easily one of the funniest disasterclasses of an album ive ever heard. the songs are all bad in completely unique ways but the high(?)light is easily united states of evil WHAT is going on here

definition of a fuck-boi: 3/10
3 Years Sober: 2.5/10
[commercial break]: LOL
Camp America: 4/10
it's a bad dream: 4/10
Fistfight!: 1.5/10
I CRY 2: 2.5/10
Persephone: 1.5/10
bad brain [interlude]: nr
numb: 3/10
F.I.N.E [sketch]: nr
United States of Evil: -4/10
I CRY 3: nr
Goodbye 2 Heartbreak: 1/10

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