Snowd4y - Wah Gwan Delilah
0

this might be the most ai generated song of all time that wasnt actually made with ai

placement on my worst songs list: #50

Kid Rock - We the People
0

i was already incapable of taking this seriously but the line "and you social media trolls can suck on deez , deez NUTS" made me completely lose it. utterly baffling song its almost a shame that the rest of bad reputation is nowhere near this hilariously awful

placement on my worst songs list: #32

TX2 - Burn
0

WHO'S THE [Friend] NOW?

this starts off sounding like a terrible falling in reverse song and somehow only gets worse as it goes on

placement on my worst songs list: #29

MC Virgins - Anime Thighs
0

prime incel music

placement on my worst songs list: #23

XTRATUNA - AN UNDER'S TALE
0

it's eighteen minutes long. no it does not change

its absolutely hilarious though if youre a garbage enthusiast this one is absolutely worth checking

placement on my worst songs list: #24

Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday
0

i dont think ill ever feel quite the way i did when i heard the last verse for the first time again. baffling song

placement on my worst songs list: #22

Black Eyed Peas - Do It Like This
0

it takes talent to make something this terrible so yeah most people probably cant do it like this

placement on my worst songs list: #17

Sinder - CPR
0

misery

placement on my worst songs list: #6

Dido - Thank You
97

yeah this sample was the best part of stan

Eminem - Stan
88

pretty good, story's nice and all though my favorite part is the instrumental which is borrowed from another song making it kind of hard to score this one higher

Tones And I - Dance Monkey
5

actively antagonizing to listen to i do not know why this still gets any radio play anywhere. this is only not even lower because i want to use this rating to emphasize how bad my even lower scores are

placement on my worst songs list: #128

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade (Steve Aoki 10th Anniversary Remix)
0

one of the most hilarious bastardizations of a song ever

placement on my worst songs list: #70

7

this wouldve made me ace if i wasnt already

Track Ratings
Pornhub Valentine (Intro Skit): NR
Right Now: 1/10
LANES: 0.5/10
Shake It: 0.5/10
Truth: 0/10
In My Bag: 1.5/10

Justin Timberlake - Filthy
22

Absolute Cinema

"Music that will make you want to shit yourself" :fire::writing_hand:

Caked Up - Thirsty
0

LMAOOOOOOOOO

placement on my worst songs list: #74

[unknown artist] - Tropical Variations on In da Club
69

inspiring

the tracks basically just make up one song with different segments so track rating is unnecessary i think

Lil Ugly Mane - UNEVEN COMPROMISE
NR

NR its um. definitely something but im not nearly tuned in enough to be able to score something like this

Caked Up - Ass Down Twerk
20

Ass Down Twerk is absolutely a fitting title for this

one of the most hilarious drops ive ever listened to its so comically underwhelming

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