this sounds like if alvin from alvin and the chipmunks listened to too much mcr and linkin park and decided that they just had to speak faster than rap god
placement on my worst songs list: #111
insufferable. obnoxious instrumentals and genuinely disturbing lyrics. how did she think the line "i want you to be my sex slave" was remotely okay
placement on my worst songs list: #95
i want to listen to this song! or maybe i don't.
placement on my worst songs list: #104
i could try summarizing what this song is about but the two opening lines being "FUCK ALL YOU HOES! DETROIT TILL I DIE MOTHERFUCKER!" says more than i ever could
placement on my worst songs list: #89
i know this was supposed to be like a community effort to support haiti or something but this is not how you make people want to help people in need
placement on my worst songs list: #84
??????????
placement on my worst songs list: #80
yknow falling in reverse could be like a 6/10 band if they just kicked ronnie's stupid ass out to the curb and got somebody competent
placement on my worst songs list: #97
"search & rescue" sounds like a cover-up name for an IDF plan
placement on my worst songs list: #79
lewis capaldi and larry verne got competition for the worlds worst vocalist awards
placement on my worst songs list: #72
eeeeeeeeeether boyyyyyyy
astounding amounts of autotune this song is hysterical
placement on my worst songs list: #67
"undertale themed autotune cover of bad romance by lady gaga" would absolutely not have been on my timeline event bingo
placement on my worst songs list: #71
this is far less audible than the "mumble rap" that its trying to diss
placement on my worst songs list: #33
unfortunately you are far from alone on your political stances. might be the only one to scream what the fuck at your tv though
placement on my worst songs list: #19
hearing this and then hearing lhugueny's outro shouting out his followers and saying "hope you enjoyed :)" is one of the funniest dissonances ive ever listened to. how did he think this was a remotely okay thing to release
placement on my worst songs list: #18
never let eminem talk about anything sex-adjacent bro
placement on my worst songs list: #31
flaccid rap is a very fitting name for this. it is rap and it sounds flaccid. ive heard much worse and also much better
Flaccid Ass Intro: NR
Do What i Do: 3.5/10
Derrick Fisher: 3/10
Let Out Boyz Anthem: 2/10
Flaccid Ass Interlude: NR
Might Get Rich: 5/10
You Cant: 2.5/10
Whip Fast: 4/10
Olives: 5/10
Bankroll Fresh: 5/10
8 minutes of white incels dropping the n word and talking about fucking (probably underage) anime girls. i made the mistake of letting myself be peer pressured into listening to this insufferable dogshit after over 2 years of vehemently avoiding it and there is not a single redeeming quality please spare yourself from this. this is undoubtedly the worst song i've ever listened to in full barring i admit and wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
placement on my worst songs list: #1
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