Crushed Candy - Oh My Gawd
100

now this is what ncs was meant to be

Wyatt James - Fuck Eating On The Weekend
1

everything is so unnecessarily long that it just becomes genuinely tiring to listen to

new level: 2.5/10
waka flocka: 1/10
poster boy: -1/10
changed for the worse: -4/10
whos the real monster here?: -1/10
will i let you down?: -1/10
who wants smoke?: 0/10
what do you really want?: -2/10
fuck eating on the weekend: -5/10

Puff Daddy & Faith Evans Featuring 112 - I'll Be Missing You (Tribute To The Notorious B.I.G.)
9

complete insult to both every breath you take and notorious big

Black Eyed Peas - DOUBLE D'Z
7

the highlight of elevation WHAT were they doing

"holy fuck holy fucking fuck, that body of yours is absurd" is a generationally terrible line

placement on my worst songs list: #138

AJR - Birthday Party
6

ajr woke truthing from the perspective of an unskinned infant baby

i sincerely need a remix of this with every line replaced with "i bet my country's nice to immigrants"

placement on my worst songs list: #134

Akon - I Wanna Love You
6

listening to this for the first time and immediately being greeted with the line "I wanna Fuck you" wouldve caused a spittake if i was drinking anything

placement on my worst songs list: #138

Drake - Girls Want Girls
2

Lesbian Disrespect Button ------->

placement on my worst songs list: #112

Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
6

i could probably compose a better keyboard instrumental than this despite having 0 experience with songwriting

placement on my worst songs list: #136

XTRATUNA - INSECT COLLECTION
5

after listening to the entire xtratuna discography this was the worst one barring an under's tale. comically unserious and barely even related to tadc

placement on my worst songs list: #134

Royal Flush - Why Can't I Say It?
NR

NR

comedic prodigy. "im stronger than meta knight!" guys i think he should be allowed to say it

Lukas Graham - 7 Years
4

#im14andthisisdeep

placement on my worst songs list: #124

6ix9ine - FEFE
3

this used to be my least favorite song of all time

placement on my worst songs list: #119

Logan Hugueny-Clark - Among Us the Musical
2

lhugueny the Worst to ever do it

the amount of autotune here is hilarious

placement on my worst songs list: #114

Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire
0

compared to the source material this one is a complete joke. removing the chronological ordering of the original to rhyme "george floyd" with "metroid" is one of the most hilarious musical decisions i know of

placement on my worst songs list: #95

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
80

it's fun even if admittedly a bit odd. i can respect trying something radically new and it works here

Mori Calliope - SNEAKING
0

there's actually a revenge version of this that is significantly better but this version was forced out early with a mismatching vision by producers and yeah the result is unsurprisingly a disaster. gotta love corporate overlords and their complete suppression of artistic vision

placement on my worst songs list: #90

RELEVANT DNB - Sweet Caroline (Diagnostix Bootleg)
0

eternally thinking about the one video that was just clips of various comments on the yt upload of this song with it playing all of which said things along the lines of "ts fire πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ put it out" and "man got hidden talent πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ keep it hidden" and well yeah it really is that bad

placement on my worst songs list: #87

Robin Thicke - Give It 2 U
0

one of my friends commented that "this song sounds like sexual harassment" and yeah every verse is basically just that

placement on my worst songs list: #88

Vin Jay - Mumble Rapper vs. Lyricist
0

the "mumble rapper" is somehow the better half of the song

placement on my worst songs list: #59

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