play that funky music white boy
Maybe Man: 4/10
Touchy Feely Fool: 4/10
Yes I'm A Mess: 3/10
The Dumb Song: 7/10
Inertia: 4/10
Turning Out Pt. iii: 4/10
Hole in the Bottom of My Brain: 3.5/10
The DJ is Crying for Help: 4.5/10
I Won't: 4/10
Steve's Going to London: 2.5/10
God is Really Real: 4.5/10
2085: 4.5/10
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Frantic: 5/10
St. Anger: 3.5/10
Some Kind of Monster: 2.5/10
Dirty Window: 2.5/10
Invisible Kid: 1.5/10
My World: 1.5/10
Shoot Me Again: 2/10
Sweet Amber: ... read more
hawk 1: yo did you hear about the new gavinzbeats remix
hawk 2:
slowly starting to understand why far left bluesky users want straight people killed
placement on my worst songs list: #113
hilarious in retrospect to see drake and kendrick feature on the same song
artists try not to sexualize lesbians challenge:
[NR] good but the intro was not necessary and i was maybe soured on it by my friend group kinda annoying me about it
this is why i can't rate nice things
revisiting this in a less toxic mindframe and would you look at that im really good at rating things from an "objective" lens without actually factoring in my enjoyment at all because my score has not changed despite it being like a 6/10 listening experience this time around instead of a 4
Magic I Want U: 7.5/10
So What?: 7/10
Music Baby: 7/10
Flash In the Pan: 7.5/10
How To Teleport: 7.5/10
Dream Sequence: 7.5/10
mrbeast: make a consistently 3 or 4 out of 10 album for $1000000000
chandler: do it like this
The Time (Dirty Bit): 3.5/10
Light Up the Night: 3.5/10
Love You Long Time: 2.5/10
Xoxoxo: 2/10
Someday: 4/10
Whenever: 3.5/10
Fashion Beats: 4/10
Don't Stop the Party: 4.5/10
Do It Like This: -7/10
The Best One Yet (The Boy): 3/10
Just Can't Get Enough: 6/10
Play It Loud: 3.5/10
if someone called me "neurospicy" irl i would mark that as my 13th reason
jelly beans (the purge): 1/10
hawk tuah (interlude): no thanks (1)
HOW DARE YOU: 0.5/10
the clap (interlude): ??? (1)
i choose violence: 0.5/10
Barbara, your husband is gay (interlude): heartwarming lgbt (0.5)
zombieland: 1.5/10
neurospicy (interlude): this is a worse term than unalive (0)
the new girl is a snake: 2.5/10
Epstein didn't kill himself (interlude): it's true! (nr)
superbad: 2/10
holiday: ... read more
never let lil dicky write lyrics
Meet the Burds (Interlude): NR
Professional Rapper: 2.5/10
Who Knew: 1/10
Lemme Freak: -1/10
Lemme Freak For Real Tho (Outro): -1/10 (this sounds identical to the previous one)
White Crime: 0.5/10
Molly: 3/10
Bruh...: 2.5/10
Hannibal Interlude: 1.5/Fuck
$ave Dat Money: 4/10
Oh Well: 2/10
Personality: 1/10
Pillow Talking: 0.5/10 (ts is like an average Hobo Johnson song bro)
Parental Advisory (Interlude): NR
Classic Male Pregame: 1/10
The Antagonist: 0.5/10
The ... read more
no you cannot get an amen doesnt this take place in hell
wanting, getting, wanting: 4/10
take the bait: 1/10
dark hour: 5.5/10
fake ass gold: 4/10
the houdini remix changed my life. gavinzbeats is my idol
Not Like Us (PHONK REMIX): 10/10
Houdini (AGRESSIVE GYM PHONK REMIX): 11/10
MILLION DOLLAR BABY (AGRESSIVE GAMING/GYM PHONK REMIX): 10/10
Fein (AGRESSIVE GAMING PHONK REMIX): 10/10
Carnival (AGRESSIVE GYM PHONK REMIX): 10/10
the average went up to 68 so i am making a temporary sacrifice
baffling
Strange Fiction: 3/10
Necessary Evil: -3/10
Appasayo: -2/10
γγγ / Egosa: 2.5/10
Don't Mean Jack!!: 2.5/10
γγ―γͺγγγ· / Tsukuribanashi: 3/10
Satanic Cypher: -5/10
Strange Fiction (Instrumental): 6.5/10
hopsin goes off the deep end. strange mix of political "conscious" commentary, angry breakup songs, derranged murderous fantasies, and the misery experience that was baby's daddy. that one in particular was about an unwanted pregnancy and how the child should be skinned or something and trashtalking the subject or something i dont remember the exact details because my mind probably suppressed it already but it was uncomfortable. its really hard to feel bad for hopsin especially ... read more
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