femtanyl - NASTYWERKKKK!
95

Easier her best song.

JPEGMAFIA - Manic!
80

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

femtanyl - REACTOR
87

I need time to process this wtf

Alright I’m ready now
*THIS IS MY COMBINED REVIEW OF BOTH ALBUMS*
Let’s ignore the way too edgy lyrics for a second. This is an amazing produced album. It’s crazy enough to make me move like crazy but not too crazy to where it starts to sound like construction noise.

But omg these lyrics are just too much. If I’m gonna listen to depressing music I don’t want it to make me dance at the same time. I’m not gonna sing ... read more

bbno$ - gigolo
65

something new from bbno%?? unheard of.

bbno$ - yezzir
45

I’m just not gonna listen to this I’m assuming it’s the same generic shit all over again

Yeat - 2093
45

album swap with pinkcarrot #idk

i swear i just think any rage album i listen to is mid

any time i listen to rage music my soul dies a little bit because I'm just listening to the same song over and over again. I couldn't tell you the difference between any song if i tried. I'm gonna be completely honest and say i didn't even finish this album. i stopped halfway because it was just the same song in different flavors for an hour.

this WOULD go hard at a concert though, if I ... read more

Helluva Boss - Helluva Boss: Season One (Original Soundtrack)
60

more proof that season one is objectively better than season 2 and that everything went downhill as soon as season 2 released

(also the I.M.P song is the best song)

Helluva Boss - Helluva Boss: Season Two (Original Soundtrack)
50

eh, its ok. mostly boring but tom cardy is in this so its a positive score

(i mean it would have been like a 3/10 if it wasn't for tom cardy though)

DJ Khaled - Father Of Asahd
10

if this is the best music i don't want to listen to music anymore

it is absolutely ASTONISHING how dj khaled managed to fumble and album THIS stacked. It's one thing to fumble that, but another thing when you actually get a decent song like jealous, and make it like 2 minutes way too long. Genuinely this took a month off of my lifespan because this album is so bad it managed to be funny.

dj kahled please just shut up dj kahled pleas just shut up dj kahled please just shut up dj ... read more

AJR - What No One's Thinking
89

Wow... It finally happened. AJR finally got their positive score.

(strap in this might get long)

AJR easily takes the crown as the band that is most personal to me. Because AJR is the entire reason I ever started reviewing music.
And when I first learnt that people hated the band from people like brad (we don't talk about him anymore) and Fantano.

For the next few years I had a hatred for those 2 people, they would constantly trash music I liked like AJR and tally hall. But then ... read more

bbno$ - hot topic
59

It’s official, we are cursed to listen to the same song for the rest of eternity

Seeyouthere - Fragile
75

Listening to non rap albums until one gets into my top 10 #4

Yup this album lives up to its name. It’s like any other album like this, every song sounds the same, yet provides an astoundingly different feel every time. And is hard to describe. It’s hard to give this album anything higher than a light 8 though, as every song does feel interchangeable with each other.

Roga. - High Five!
48

Listening to non hip hop albums until one gets in my top 10 #2

Imagine making you first song and having it be a strong 9/10 only to follow it up with the most mid shit I’ve ever heard in my life

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
88

Listening to non hip hop albums until one makes it into my top 10 #1

So I recently realized I don’t have a lot of non hip hop albums in my top ten, so I’m doing this to try to find one that can do it.

Well this album almost ended it first try, every song is as good as the last but I feel like some one the songs don’t feel unique to the next song, it sometimes it felt like I was just listening to one big song disguised as an album. And the first song was easily the worst, ... read more

Tame Impala - Currents
97

holy fuck i have been missing out on this my entire life. now i get why the cover is so iconic because the album accompanying it is amazing.

Tom Cardy - Artificial Intelligence
78

somebody hug the robot or give it a penis or something man

Tom Cardy - Big Dumb Idiot
75

Wikipedia of the Vatican is the greatest joke any musician has ever told

JPEGMAFIA - LP! (Offline Version)
96

ok i know I'm being the typical aoty user by praising this but... how am i supposed to hate on this?

you know an artist is good when they can manage to fit a 10/10 song in every album, and LP! is no exception.

I'm gonna be honest, this review is so hard to make, and this is like my 5th rendition of this review. every time i try to explain why a certain song is good, i feel like I'm not explaining it that good at all. because jepgmafia's style is so unique and so good that ... read more

Frank Sinatra - My Way
100

its the greatest song of all time ok, no i dont want to hear any @'s

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