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A truly transcendent cornerstone of modern music, this record elevates AJR beyond mere indie-pop, transforming a genre often mired in mediocrity into a dazzling, multifaceted gem of artistry. To rate this masterpiece below a 95 is to reveal a cognitive capacity rivaling that of two poorly arranged radishes. Such opinions are not only wrong but an affront to the sanctity of musical excellence itself.
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I am the epitome of musical refinement, a connoisseur whose taste transcends the banal preferences of the masses. My standards are unparalleled; your opinions are as irrelevant as the latest chart-topping drivel. I dissect music with an intellect and precision beyond the grasp of most, elevating it to an art form. Approach with caution—my critiques are ruthless, my approval nearly unattainable, but to earn it is to ascend to the apex of auditory enlightenment.
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