Daft Punk - Get Lucky
100

We’re up all night to GET “Lucky”

5

SEWERSLVT PT 2: …

Fuck off

Hobo Johnson - I want you Back
80

Surprised this one is still pretty good on relisten, much more bareable than the worst of Revenge. The voice plays hand in hand with the grim subject matter of the song and I like the “I THINK WE’RE FUCKED” anthem that goes on during the chorus. Like a demented stay at Hobo’s house while he’s filling you in on what’s happened since you last saw him. THIS should’ve been the lead single.

Lil B - The Frozen Tape
20

Bruh how tf he dropped FIRE then trash same fuckin day??
💀💀💀💀

Eminem & Snoop Dogg - From the D 2 the LBC
53

Yall really just want em to get killed ay? Cmon this song is at least a 57 not a fucking 40. Its a decent song for fs. (I know im preaching to the site where BLACK FLAMINGO is a14’s highest rated [its shit])

The beat and visuals are just fucking… why??

$uicideboy$ - KILL YOURSELF Part I: The $uicide Saga
50

$uicideboy$ Part 1: $upercide

What an… underwhelming start to their discography, decided to ATTEMPT to wrap my head around $uicideboy$ behemoth of a discography and review EVERY project they’ve done, here’s their first EP: this EP feels like a weird, off way of saying “hello!” to someone you’ve never met before. While “Kill Your$elf” is a great opener and the best song on the EP, the EP really doesn’t tell me who these guys are, it feels ... read more

Post Malone - Twelve Carat Toothache
40

Is he nuts? No, HE’S INSANE.

Justice - Woman
45

Few people laughed, few people cried
Most people were silent
Yep, it’s their worst studio album, am I a misogynist for thinking this album is fucking ass? Don’ give a fuck LMAO.

I wanna eat the album cover and just roll around in the remains.

best tracks: randy, safe & sound, heavy metal
worst: pleasure, fire

Mario Judah - Whole Lotta Red
80

Better than the actual Whole Lotta Red

Lil B - FROZEN !
85

LIL B DA BITCH MOB RULER
RESPECT DA BITCH
LIL B IS MY FRIEND
LIL B IS OUR FRIEND

best track: i love lil b
worst track(s): all the filler tracks

Hello Kitty Suicide Club - o_O
25

AAAAAAH AHAHAHAHAHA
AAHAAAAAAAH
*says a 22 year old reliving their days of being an edgelord 14 year old*

Seems like more of a “lol we know our album was really shitty!” than ACTUALLY trying to make music to satisfy a label like last time around, more listenable. Funny quality here is missing. At least the beats somewhat improved?

best track: none

Hello Kitty Suicide Club - ^_^
8

AAAAAAAAAAAH AH AH AH AAAAAAH
AH AH AH

this albums dogshit, type of shit to make me pop my balls with pins and needles, 100% would recommend to people who like being punished.

worst: all

Bedwetter - volume 1: flick your tongue against your teeth and describe the present.
100

throw a ball into a river and see if it comes out tar like
tar like ball throw into a river
river ball see if comes out

best song: all

Yung Lain - Like A Fallen Angel
90

No, i’m not just biased cuz I talk to Lain on discord, this shit go HARD, so hard it break the earth in two and drink it’s juices. This shit some mind boggling brain explosion shit, go peep or u a bitch.

100

THE 1000TH RATING ON SEWERSLVT!

[REREVIEW SOON]

This album is quiiiite mid, it’s mainly an entry level dnb/breakcore release and ultimately felt pretty been here/done that sorta thing, if you want some good dnb shit listen to Yung Lain, not bad, just kinda bleh.

best: yandere complex
worst: swinging in his cell

Insane Clown Posse - Yum Yum Bedlam
53

First card of deck two and JESUS this carnival’s had a renovation (for better or for worse), I noticed a problem of in balance in some of their earlier Deck 1 cards (as in that Shaggy 2 Dope would get barely any verses or even bars on albums like Carnival of Carnage or Hell’s Pit). But this seems like it’s gotten even worse here, with Shaggy pretty much having zero presence on this album, from what I’ve heard, this album is pretty much a more edition of their last album, ... read more

Car Seat Headrest - Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)
30

mfs unironically go “weezer’s trash” then play their worse cousin (they’re both bad)

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