kuru - Backstage hologram
72

"S-she got my pictures on the wall, would've thought I'm Mao Zedong"
thank you Mr. Bedroque

Vylet Pony - Love & Ponystep
88

Why the fuck is the Disco Elysium narrator here???

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
67

💤💤💤

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red
80

Gotta be crunked off the bob for this

Edit: I’m crunked off the bob

Playboi Carti - ALL RED
60

They sucked the fun out my guy 😔

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
40

I don’t know why you wouldn’t just listen to old Eminem everything he tries here is just worse. The horrorcore elements of his first two albums somehow aged better in the 25 years since they came out than the 0 days this one has been. Why do you have so many bars about trans people your child is literally trans. The only redeeming quality is when it gets so corny and stupid it become kinda funny again. Idk why em just refuses to make good music anymore. I also specifically really ... read more

Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster
84

Apple Music #89:
Definitely one of the best modern pop records on this list. Fun, Full of energy and doesn't overstay its welcome.
Favs: Bad Romance, Speechless
Meh: Dance in the Dark

Cash Cobain - Grippy
0

5 fucking people worked on this song. How did not a single person realize the beat was bad, the flow was shit and the lyrics worse. And why he say grippy like that. I thought saying it’s 3 times followed by grippy 3 times was some of the most impressively bad lyrics delivered seriously until he said “she gon’ chew on this stick like it’s Wrigley’s” that a yuno miles type bar but J carbon doesn’t have the charisma or flow to deliver it. “She said ... read more

Fabiana Palladino - Fabiana Palladino
75

This is one of the only 80s revival albums that I think genuinely sounds like it could be from the 80s, and I don’t mean that in a bad way. All the instrumentation sounds tight and full, the vocals are beautiful and the synths are clean as hell.

Janet Jackson - The Velvet Rope
100

This album is great for wandering

Kanye West - ye
65

Edit: I got bored 2 songs in and forgot about this album

This is the last solo Kanye album where he seems aware of himself and its short so good

I thought about killing you: aww he care about me 🥰, half of this is pretty much just spoken but it feels very real and everything on here seems like it’s from that fucked up little cue ball of a head. Beats kinda cool too ig. 7/10

Yikes: I think a certain groups scared him more. 8/10

KIDS SEE GHOSTS - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
NR

Finally some good fucking music.

I’m listening to Kanye’s catalog backwards because of midtures and I’ve finally reached something that’s enjoyable. It may be nearly his shortest but Kanye benefits from that because everything feels complete with lush production. It also isn’t a slog to listen to.

Feel the love: really creative and fun and is an aggressive Kanye track that I like. I appreciate the lack of a typical chorus as it kinda sets the tone for this whole ... read more

Kanye West - JESUS IS KING
45

WIP

Every Hour: Its fine and good enough for an intro but is so short and doesn't really feel finished. 4/10

Selah: Another half a song, some interesting elements but just kinda mid. 5/10

Follow God: Despite being the shortest song on the album it actually feels complete even if it would benefit from a feature verse 7.5/10

Closed on Sunday: Beat starts dark and mysterious but Why does is have a 2010s ass synth halfway through. 4.5/10

On God: ZZZ… I literally have no opinion on this. ... read more

Playboi Carti - Die Lit
86

Lean 4 Real: Such a respectful young man talking about how he uses high protein foods such as beans to help him get lean.

Love Hurts: He definitely spent more time recording adlibs than anything else

This shit too goofy I give up trying to write stuff

edit: i was fully dissociated by track 13. FLATBRED I THInk hes autistic he play with my boi til i carti

30

Putting aside wack shit he's been saying except that they made the twix bigger (every crazy is right about something)

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 KANYE OUT WITH ANOTHA PILE OF MID 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This album isn't groundbreaking or exciting and if any other artist dropped this it would be at a 50 with like 28 ratings. The tracks on here range from borderline unlistenable to boring.
Might write something for each track later.

Portishead - Dummy
100

This is some dark and mysterious shit

Ice Spice - Think U The Shit (Fart)
90

This is the shit, and even the fart

Tom MacDonald - FACTS
1

Every Tom Macdonald song song is zero the only thing that saves this song from that fate is having a short little jewish man on it and I can't be anti-semitic. How does Benny sound so AI generated, It sounds like its deliberate. I've heard Biden sing fellas in paris more lively than this.

+5 for Ben Genishiro
-1 for He's AI
-1 Tom can't shut the fuck up about pronoun I want to ca/ve his skull in

-2 Ben didn't mention that his wife's pussy is dry. This is such a massive oversight the fact ... read more

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