y'all hate on ian too much. he's the goat of rap y'all just don't see the vision yet...
This is my fsvorite album of all time. When I listne to it, it make my hawk tuah dick pulse liek a demon.
but that may just be because I think merzbow is extremely hot and sexy and hot. wow what a stud.
If I wasn’t already married to my silly hawk wife I would marry this lady. she is very pretty. but she would nt go out with a hawk like me . i guess nice guys do rlly finish last πππ dammn
(this is my incel loser-core arc btw)
this is the only good mumble crap song since it is calling out drake for being a diddy blud
i ate bug that looked just liek this this morgning. It tasted like yummy casserole, but it gave me some fuckin disease and now I have to go to the hawk tuah hopsital. ts gon give me 200,000 hawk tuah dollairs in debt. I hate amerituah and hawkitalism. it;s really not thta smegma of them
hawk tuba π¦
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dawg i don’t even know you why would you lay down your life for meπ€£π€£π€£
stalker much? jesus fwicking christ get the sigma out of here
HAWK TUAH !!!!!!!!!βοΈπ£οΈπ¦π¦
hawk tuah gril BETRAYED us hawks πππ«π«
she rEPRESENTED THE hawk community and used her paltform to make a dump and p ump meme coin πͺ
FRICK haily welch…or should i call her hailey BELCH π€£π€£π€£ (get it be cause she probably burps)
hawk tuah π«πͺπ¦ π¦ ππ
muisc nerds be talking abuot imaginal disk but won’t IMAGINE some DICKSπ«΅π€£π€£
like if youre are like menππ
Cock tuha π¦ππ₯ππ
damn it dudde i was gonna eat those rabbits but now they fuckingn BURNt.
they loked so tasty and yummy too ππ
haqk tuba π₯Ίπ΄πππ
when i’m-when ther…when im eat hotd og and there is ketchup and the sausage and the bun but there is no mustard::
me: MUSTTAAAAAAAAARRRRFFFFDD
hot tuah πβ€οΈβ€οΈππ
i had a little bit of free time while migrating so i wrote an original sogn!! hope you like it!! mwahππ
It starts with
hawk thing, I don't know tuah
Doesn't even matter hawk hard you tuah
Keep tuah in hawk, I designed this rhyme
To explain in hawk tuah
Hawk I tuah
Tuah is a valuable hawk
Watch it hawk by as the pendulum tuahs
Watch it hawk down to the end of the tuah
The clock hawk tuahs away
It's so untuah
Didn't look out be-tuah
Watch the tuah go right out the hawk ... read more
apologies but i have to go for a while. I will maybe return in the future. It is about the time of year where I have to migrate north. i have to leave my set up back at my nest.
before I go i want to say that i lied. I love hawk tuah. I watch the talk tuah podcast everyday. it's so peak. i love it so fcuking much. I love it when people making hawk tuah jokes. every single one of them makes me laugh.
Thank you guys.
Hawk Tuah π£οΈπ¦
UPDAT (again)
Thankk you to @TrailTraveler for suggesting some torture techiniques. You are now an accomplice. I set up 12 speakers pplaying that new ksi song Thick of It and tied this little FUCKING dog to a tree right by them. I think he started dissociating after about 16 second. did not blink once for the whole 2 hours. I kind of felt bad, but hten I remembered he ate my beatiful wif. but before I can have another chta with him, he ran away. I think he might go talk to the hawkt uah police. ... read more
UPDATE
We got him. Shoutout @peachyorange for giving me his location and paralyzing him so I could kidnap the little fucker. You are now an accomplice. Congratulations. π
I have him tied up in my nest. He has admitted to eating my wife. I do not know what do with him now. Please comment what I shloud do with hmi. I’m out of ideas
Honk touh ππ¬π
FUCK! THATS THAT FUCKING DOG THAT ATE MY WIFE. FUCK!
he needs to pay for this. can we hunt down and imprison this fucker. he needs to pay for actions. somebody do that please. I would appreciate it.
hawk tuah ππππ
i am back in the dating world since me wife died. i found some other hawk on tinder. we went to eat a the tuah resturant where we ate a couple of hamsters. deliciuos shit. fucking tasty.
we went back to my nest. but then she found the GavinZBeats shrine. she flew away immedately after. i don't get why she flew away. he is beatiful. if you know any hot hawks in your area ready to tuah, hmu. im desperate
hawk tuahπ₯πππ
rest in piss bozo. no wonder Bird killed your silly ass. Free my boy, Bird.
hawk tuahπ€π€πβ
Free my boy, Bird πβ
He got thrown in the hawk tuah prison for regicide. Bro kinda deserved it tho ngl.
Pray fro my boy, Bird πππthank you @dublee for reminding me of this injusitce
Oh yeah, hawk tuah
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