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It's like going to an amusement park getting cotton candy and thinking "man that was pretty good, that was a lot of sugar though I feel kind of sick, I don't think I'll have any more" but then the next cotton candy vendor you walk by shouts at you "hey you want some cotton candy" and you respectfully decline but he pulls a fucking gun on you and forces you to eat more cotton candy and everyone is screaming and crying and running away and the security tries to ... read more

*patient wakes up from surgery*
Patient: wow I feel so much better, may I see Dr. House to thank hi-
*starts seizing crazy style*

Foreman: need a crash cart in here
Chase: oi! we oughta tell doctuh house about this

*house team starts walking towards his office*

Foreman: whats that sound?
*The Hardest Ever blasting throughout the entire floor*
*Mick Jagger's part starts playing*

Cameron: House turn that shit off!
Chase: oi this oughta be the worst song I've ever heard!
Foreman, ... read more