Muse - Hexagons
83

Another banger? Huh, this album might actually be pretty good. I don't find it as memorable as Cryogen, but it's really strong overall, even if it does feature my pet peeve of naming a song after its time signature.

Nothing But Thieves - Evolution
81

It's a bit predictable but still a great lead single, hopefully this reignites their popularity as I feel like they fell out of relevance a bit after DCC.

Muse - Cryogen
90

Rhyming 'cryogen' with 'cry again' is kind of cringe but other than that fantastic track.

Kasabian - Days Are Forgotten
100

Excellent song that I discovered from WWE TLC 2011 (which is surprising as Kasabian aren't well-known in the US), and holds up all these years later. Pistols at Dawn is one of their best B-sides too.

Mansun - Attack of the Grey Lantern
83

Mansun - a band that might have seen more success if they hadn't emerged at around the same time as Marilyn Manson, or the infighting among band members, especially with frontman Paul Draper being reportedly hard to work with and just a bit of a douche in general - further exemplified by his stalking charges. Anyhow, they haven't been on my radar for that long, though in the past couple of years I had fallen hard for Wide Open Space - the band's only single that is still ... read more

The Strokes - Going Shopping
34

I mean it's not that much worse than Hard To Explain where he sounds like he's singing into a Bargain Bin mic, but still pretty poor stuff.

Cast - All Change
75

Cast - a C-list Britpop band that briefly returned to the limelight when it was announced they were supporting Oasis on their extremely overhyped reunion tour. I discovered them a few years back after finding out they had the song 'Fine Time' which I've enjoyed for a while, and found out frontman John Power was the bassist of the La's. I first heard the album last summer when it was played on my alt station in full, with John giving track-by-track commentary, and I enjoyed ... read more

Kasabian - GREAT PRETENDER
43

Another swing and a miss. Considering Serge mentioned this was 'guitar-based', I expected a lot more. There's some good stuff musically, such as the distorted keys and some New Order-esque bass, but Serge's vocals are pretty bad, poorly produced and the lyrics are pretty shit. Also it's way too short, seems like they're sticking with the TikTok-esque song lengths. It's not terrible but it says a LOT that the Calvin Harris collab is by far Kasabian's (or ... read more

Manic Street Preachers - Motorcycle Emptiness
85

A narnie on Lol Li Ness, Motorcycle Emptiness

Bruno Mars - The Romantic
47

It's been said already, but we waited 10 years for a solo Bruno Mars record (and 5 when factoring in Silk Sonic) for just a pretty uninspired retread of stuff he's done before? While I liked the Silk Sonic album, it did feel like it was trying too hard to be seductive at times, but The Romantic amplifies that (God was showing off when he made you? Really?)

I did like the lead single I Just Might; while a lot of people think it's weak, it's a masterpiece compared to the ... read more

Muse - Be With You
47

I mean, it's better than the second single from the previous album, but that's not saying a lot. The organ intro is incredibly promising but that promise is squandered in this three-part song - and I love a build, but the three sections don't flow together very well, awkwardly transitioning from an organ to a synthwave beat and the climax is pretty unsatisfying, too short and the production is pretty bad. I'm also not keen on Matt's vocalisations at some points. Also ... read more

Tubeway Army - Are "Friends" Electric?
100

Not even the fact this is about an android prostitute takes away from how amazing this song is, that synth riff during the spoken word section is hypnotic, and the spoken word actually works for me despite generally disliking that kind of thing.

Inhaler - Cuts & Bruises
68

I guess I should complete the Inhaler trilogy at some point, so here goes. My first taste of the Dubliners' sophomore album is the fantastic second single Love Will Get You There which is my favourite Inhaler song - the guitars and synths blend wonderfully in this euphoric-sounding track, with Elijah Hewson's passionate delivery. I wasn't particularly into the lead single These Are The Days at first, but it's a grower.

The opening song just To Keep You Satisfied isn't ... read more

Foo Fighters - Your Favorite Toy
30

No idea why Dave thought the excessive distortion on his voice would be a good idea considering he did the same shit on the only bad song on Wasting Light, but alongside the obnoxious production and pretty bad lyrics, it's a no from me. Shame (shame) as I thought Asking For a Friend was solid.

Calvin Harris - Release The Pressure
65

A collab I didn't see coming, but as a renowned Kasabian glazer who was pretty into Calvin Harris during my EDM phase, this piqued my interest, and it's... surprisingly good? Serge's tuned vocals actually work quite well on a track, and the production isn't exactly original, but it's a decent deep house track. It's no I'm Not Alone, but I'm into it.

Arctic Monkeys - Opening Night
40

Instrumentally it's a decent blend of different eras of the band, unfortunately the vocals ruin it for me, especially in the chorus, which is one of the reasons why I dislike their post-AM stuff. Still though, it's not awful, and at least there's a hook.

Doves - Lost Sides
77

The fact that Doves' B-side compilation album is this good just shows how brilliant they were in this era (and still are now, but especially early on). Darker is unbelievably good; the musicianship of the trio is showcased, with Jez Williams leaving a lot of space but when he does come in it's simply beautiful, and Jimi Goodwin's distorted bass is pretty unusual for the band and probably led to this being left off Lost Souls, but it creates a brooding, and well, dark atmospehre, ... read more

Pulp - More
68

I finally got around to this... although I've only heard one other Pulp album to date (the excellent Different Class), I consider them the best out of the Big Four of Britpop, and was pretty surprised they when they announced a new album.

The lead single Spike Island was pretty solid, and as cheesy as the gospelly backing vocals are on Got To Have Love, I think it's the best song on the album, and the long build-up in the bridge is very effective. There's some solid deep cuts ... read more

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What in the everliving fuck have I just been subjected to? Well thanks Buckley for keeping me in the loop ig

Nothing But Thieves - What Did You Think When You Made Me This Way?
78

EP reviews, eh?

Nothing But Thieves have four very solid albums, so I thought I'd review their first major EP. WDYTWYMMTW (yeesh, that doesn't work) starts with Forever & Ever More, which is an absolutely fantastic track, boasting a swing time, a brilliant drum track from James Price and Conor Mason's immaculate, desperate vocal delivery, and a bridge that can rival their greatest song, Amsterdam. Admittedly I didn't know it was about vampires for the longest time and ... read more

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