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fakemink - London's Saviour
9090gate
London's Saviour
2023 • LP
74
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fakemink - Galaxy Pavillion Club
DJ PHAT & fakemink
Galaxy Pavillion Club
2024 • EP
74
Jun 2
fakemink - Disco Biscuit
fakemink
Disco Biscuit
2024 • EP
74
Jun 2
fakemink - Furever
fakemink
Furever
2024 • EP
72
Jun 2
fakemink - Wild One
9090gate & mag
Wild One
2024 • EP
79
Jun 2
fakemink - real hospitality
9090gate
real hospitality
2023 • EP
59
Jun 2
fakemink - 90,900
9090gate
90,900
2022 • EP
60
Jun 1
fakemink - dog heater
9090gate
dog heater
2021 • EP
65
Jun 1
fakemink - Night, Blooming Jasmine .
fakemink
Night, Blooming Jasmine .
2026 • Single
77
Jun 1

Recent Reviews

fakemink - London's Saviour
74

A decent album by Fakemink. Some tracks are underwhelming, but none of them are bad or super annoying. The production, rapping, and mixing are decent throughout, with my main gripe being how high-pitched his vocals sound. It makes his rapping sound more unserious than it actually is, because he does have good flows on songs like "Kill Everything" and "Loser Monologue." Nothing is done spectacularly or impresses me on here, but it's not a bad project.

Song Ratings:

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fakemink - The Boy who cried Terrified .
70

A mid EP with fried mixing. There are some decent tracks on here, such as "Blow The Speaker ." and "fml .", but most of the songs are too fried to be enjoyed. Whether it's his vocals or the mixing, something usually sounds off throughout this project. This being the prequel to his album "Terrified .", doesn't give me much hope for when I do listen to the full-length project. The production is fine, but as I've stated, cooked by the mixing. Also, ... read more

fakemink - Galaxy Pavillion Club
74

Two songs of varying quality. "101" is a decent song, with some fun production from Ok and a fair performance from Fakemink. "Housewife" takes a dip in quality, with worse mixing, and a more empty performance from Fakemink. Also, the production is a lot less entertaining on "Housewife", taking a more atmospheric approach that I don't find enjoyable. Also, the mixing on both songs is quiet for some reason.

Song Ratings:

1. 101 (79/100)
2. Housewife (69/100)

fakemink - Disco Biscuit
74

Two songs with passable production and rapping. I don't think either of them is crazy or stand-out, but they're not bad. Not the biggest fan of his cloud and jerk fusions, but they're decent. I don't like how he does his vocals; they sound fried and robotic on here, whereas I prefer either a more natural voice or well-mixed vocals.

Song Ratings:

1. Baklava (73/100)
2. Period Sex (76/100)

Edit: Numbered tracks.

fakemink - Furever
72

This EP doesn't do a lot for me, with the main problem being the mixing. It's harsh, with it drowning out the songs and hurting my ears a little. This project isn't bad, but it is a step down from his "Wild One" EP. "Hella" is the most prominent example of bad mixing, with every element drowning out the others for space. There are some decent songs like "High Like Me" and "Shampoodle", but overall, this project comes short. The production ... read more

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