Bruno Mars - The Romantic
44

I really wanted to be into this but this is just very boring for Bruno Mars. Nothing really bad here but it’s just so nothing. When I listen to an album I want an experience. Bruno’s previous albums might’ve had some bad songs but at least that’s something, this album is a bunch of nothing aside from the single which is very good
Highlights: I just might (favourite)
Least favourite: idek dude

TX2 - End of Us
27

Alright so i tried going into this with an open mind since i doubt anybody else does when listening to this guy, and I’ll be honest, i ended up liking about 2-3 songs. Everything else is either bad or just meh. I think the main problem with Tx2’s music is he tries too hard to be edgy and shit, some of it doesn’t feel genuine. I don’t mean that in a way of calling him a poser, he seems to genuinely be a fan of the music, but a part of his lyrics is just so nothing to me. ... read more

KILL KARL - I'M A METALHEAD, BITCH! (Anniversary Edition)
NR

Okay the fart cut was kinda funny for the first 40 seconds💔💔 call me 12 years old but farts can be funny sometimes

IDK - e.t.d.s. A Mixtape by .idk.
90

Okay so I meant to review this early this month but totally forgot. Also in my femtanyl review I said it was my album of the year, I lied, this is my album of the year so far.
One of my favourite things about this album is how it flows together. Every song flows into the next so well making it a very satisfying listen. The production is great, the lyrics are solid, and the features are also great.
Top 3 songs: C.O.P, CLOVER, LiFE 4 A LiFE
Least favourite: CELL BLOCK FREESTYLE / CD ON

DNCE - Cake by the Ocean
85

This song has no reason going so hard

A Day To Remember - Homesick
87

I used to feel like there was something suspicious about A day to remember. Something about their writing and production felt so safe and obvious to me idk how to explain it. Now I realize that’s mainly just due to them just not being the most creative band out there. All that being said, this albums still great. Jeremy has a great voice, the shouts that come it every now and then are cool, the production is sick, all around it’s a great album. The only song I’m not crazy ... read more

femtanyl - MAN BITES DOG
87

Very fun and energetic as usual for femtanyl. There’s something to this album that makes it stand out more in comparison to the ep’s she’s been releasing over the course of her career though. I’m not sure what it is but I think it’s great. Album of the year so far for me

Joyce Manor - I Used to Go to This Bar
86

I’m honestly pretty surprised by the lower rating, I thought this was great. It’s not incredible or anything but I personally found every single song in this very good and enjoyable. No skips the whole way through, very great album

Softcult - When a Flower Doesn’t Grow
77

I think this album would’ve benefited from less singles coming out. Now I wasn’t really following the release of this album aside from a few songs so I wasn’t listening to every single as it was coming out but if you were I can imagine this album feeling less exciting since you’ve already heard most of the tracklist. As for the music itself, it’s pretty alright. Not the most interesting thing I’ve heard but it’s still a good listen and managed to keep ... read more

Poppy - Empty Hands
81

Although this album can feel like Negative spaces’ sloppy seconds, i can say that the album itself is pretty great. Idk I just find the heavier parts of this album, and poppy’s music in general, to be what I really gravitate towards so I just wish there was more of that on this album. The production is pretty alright, it’s what you’ve come to expect from a Jordan Fish produced album. As much of a fan of Jordan’s work I am, It’s definitely getting to a point ... read more

Hot Mulligan - You'll Be Fine
83

I have yet to hear a Hot mulligan song I don’t like. It’s not nearly as mature or as easily accessible as the two albums they’ve released after this album, but it’s still very good. The vocals on this album are very solid, probably the highlight on the album for me. This is the album that really put them out there, with the second song being their biggest and arguably one of their best songs to date. This album is definitely not for everyone but I’d definitely ... read more

A$AP Rocky - Don't Be Dumb
86

I know a lot of people are disappointed in this, and maybe it’s because I wasn’t waiting as long as maybe other prime were but I thought this was really great. It’s not perfect or anything obviously and for an 8 year wait some people knew they were gonna be disappointed and not like it regardless of how it sounded but I think it does a great job at being a solid album throughout for the most part. As a doechii defender I don’t love ROBBERY. It’s not even that I ... read more

Ayesha Erotica - precum
77

Just a fun and horny ass album with great production. If you’re looking for anything other than that then you probably won’t be super into this. And when I say horny I mean HORNY. “It’s even cool if you fuck while I’m sleeping” is genuinely one of the muddy insane lyrics I’ve ever heard.
Top 3 songs: BITCH, MENLO PARK, GIDDY UP
Least favourite: N/a

The Offspring - Smash
85

Such a fun skate punk album. I get to see them live next month and I’m so excited😼 This album is very solid all the way through and it was close to being a no skip if it wasn’t for the 10 minute song with most of the song being nothing at all. I’m sure it made more sense in the era of cd’s and stuff but nowadays it’s kinda hard to get away with that kinda stuff. Other than that this album is fantastic and super fun.
Top 3 songs: Come out and play, Self esteem, ... read more

Three Days Grace - Alienation
85

Gotta be honest, i wasn’t expecting to like this nearly as much as i did. I think it’s really cool that brought back they original singer while still keeping the current one in there. The first three songs of this album kinda suck in my opinion, but everything after that is very good. I don’t really have much else to say tbh. Very solid comeback album.
Top 3 songs: Another relapse, Kill me fast, In cold blood
Least favourite: Apologies

Ninajirachi - I Love My Computer
91

First review of 2026‼️
It took me quite a while to listen to this, mainly because I’m not super into edm but there’s something about this album that really did something for me. It reminded me of the recent Frost children album but had much more of a fun charm to it. Not a single song on here that isn’t at least great. I’d say Sing good is my least favourite here but even that is a song I really enjoyed due to the lyrics being very sweet. Going in I was worried this ... read more

The Paradox - NSFW
83

Very fun and enjoyable listen. The paradox is one of my favourite up and coming bands at the moment. These guys are very clearly inspired by 2000s pop punk like Sum 41, Green day, and Blink 182, this even has a cool appearance from Travis Barker on Bender, and I think it works surprisingly well. The lead singer has a really nice voice and the rest of the band is doing great too.
Top 3 songs: Leave my room, Do it again, Bender
Least favourite: Do me like that

Paramore - Paramore
89

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and happy whatever else you celebrate everyone‼️😼 and if you don’t celebrate anything then have an extra good day today.
Idk why but I always threw this album to the side. After years of being a Paramore fan I decided it was finally time to listen to their self titled, and I really liked it. I didn’t love it like I thought it would but as you can see from the score, I still really enjoyed it. This album shows Paramore leaning into a more pop ... read more

The Barbarians Of California - And Now I'm Just Gnashing My Teeth
94

I saw these guys when they opened for Deftones in the summer and have been a fan ever since. They’re goofy, they’re crazy, they're badass, they’re your new favourite band.
Top 3 songs: Bazooka, The walrus, Dopamine prophecy
Least favourite: Three letters

DERBY - Slugger
83

Shoutout Kevin abstract for introducing me to this guy. It’s nothing mind blowing but it’s a good listen if you’re looking to just chill and vibe.
Top 3 songs: Glow, Gold, Ultraviolet
Least favourite: Shotgun

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