MarioPrime

Taylor Swift: "Help. I am in a prison of my own making. My life is not my own. My fans micromanage every aspect of me, like my parents and record executives did when I was writing country songs as a kid. They won't allow me to love who I want to love. They break into my house. They want me to be a miserable toy that churns out TikTok songs. I am having a manic episode."

Fans: "Ummm where's all the BOPS? Where's all the BANGERS!?"