jschlatt - A Very 1999 Christmas
NR

I go on this website, not logged in on my school account, and I thought I was tripping because of the new UI for all of the year end stuff. Went, "oh that's cool" for a split second, but saw THIS ALBUM with a MUST-HEAR and I was like. JSCHLATT???

It's beginning to look a lot like Schlittmas...

100

"To kill a monster is to be gentle and to be kind. And it is to not lose yourself completely in doing so."

...Damn, dude.

CW: Mentions of SA, Self Harm

1-5
Slaughter, Loathe, Destruct.
Starting off with a slow intro to Pest, this album fools you into thinking that this is about to be a normal record from Vylet, but don't let that fool you. Filled with self-loathing and barely comprehensible screams, paired with absolutely banging guitars and assorted instruments, this part is ... read more

femtanyl - REACTOR
85

Pretty good for an EP so quick! I swear we get a new femtanyl record every month (not complaining ofc :D)

The songs were pretty well produced, as every femtanyl release so far. It seems that this EP is going for a more laid-back approach with this EP, and I get that! It makes it a nice listen, but I think I like the more sporadic tracks on this better, like the 2nd half.

IT'S TIME is best when blasted on full volume, I really like the drums on it! The vocal samples are something I ... read more

Ground-Zero - Consume Red
89

0:00-25:05: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (-with instruments)
25:05-29:30 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (-with drums)
29:30-45:30: IN ALL THAT IS HOLY THIS IS A SPIRITUAL NIGHTMARE AND IT'S GOING HARD, THE PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING AND THE WORLD IS BURNING AND ALL IS GOING TO HELL AND HEAVEN IS BURNING DOWN AND WE-
45:30-57:00: πŸ‘(terrified)

Final Thoughts: This is just the soundtrack to the apocalypse. And I mean it, nothing has made me more shook than this. Though, midway it truly is a beautiful, but haunting ... read more

Christopher Larkin - Hollow Knight (Original Soundtrack)
100

Would've broke my laptop if the soundtrack wasn't Orchestra Perfection α΅€α΄Ή

Natural Snow Buildings - The Winter Ray
100

One of the best drone album's I've listened to. I need to listen to this again, and I'll put extended thoughts then. Thanks, NSB Archive, and IDreamOfNaturalSnow...

And a have a happy must-hear!

89

Happy 10 years to my favourite drink!
Wait, shit. Wrong product.
Codiene Crazy the best, DS2 better tho

γƒŸγƒ©γ‚―γƒ«γƒŸγƒ₯ージカル [Miracle Musical] - Hawaii: Part II
75

My favourite album when I was 12 😭
Really nice though, and Space Station Level 7 isn't THAT bad.
It's dropped as I've listened to it more, but it still has some of my favourite songs.
Also Dad Baste in Shoesick hates this album so I retract my previous statements, it's a 0/10

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
94

Best birthday present ever! TY Tyler :D
Listening to it first and will come back to rate it

Real Time Review:
Omg no features? Or maybe hidden features like IGOR πŸ€”
EDIT: Yeah

Rah Tah Tah was good but it did NOT fit with St. Chroma. It seemed really sporadic tbh 🀨 7/10 in context, 8/10 otherwise
EDIT: Came back to it and nah, it fits. I was tripping ong 😭8.5/10

Noid good as always, it's peak!! 9/10

Alright... Darling, I is bringing this back πŸ”₯ He's cooking!! ... read more

100

Wait a minute...
Is Tyler Noided???
(He saw footage)

This album can be perfectly described with the opening track, Get Got. From the moment the opening riff plays, to the time that Hacker ends, (Top 10 DG track btw) it really feels a combination of getting really screwed up by the gas station fent a homeless man gave to you and going to a REALLY heavy metal concert except all you can hear is the vocals (except Get Got, that's actually pretty chill). Yet, it gives us one of the most ... read more

Earl Sweatshirt - solace
94

Solace for MF's who... wait. Shit, wrong experimental one song EP (that somehow clears the artist's entire discography on AOTY)
I think someone nibbled my conscious

Tyler, The Creator - Noid
93

Chromakopia on my birthday!? Tyler, you spoil me :D

Korn - Korn
100

God damn.
All I can really say really

femtanyl - M3 N MIN3
100

Ah yes, the femboy incels and the experimental rap incels. Really the overlap is just a circle I couldn't find a more fitting combo
Goes hard tho

Geordie Greep - The New Sound
100

I'M GREEPING EVERYWHERE!!!!! βœ…βœ…βœ… LIVE LAUGH LOVE GREEP. GEORDIE GREEP MAKES ME GREEP SO MUCH I GO HOLY, HOLY. πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ I COULD NEVER GET THE BLUES BECAUSE OF THIS ALBUM. 😁😁😁 πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ THE NEW SOUND ROCKS THE TERRA OF THIS EARTH. 🌎🌎🌎πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ ESPECIALLY IN BONGO SEASON, AS IF (IT'S A) WALTZ OF THE MAGICIAN. 🎩🎩🎩 πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡ I WENT THROUGH A WAR LISTENING TO THIS. πŸͺ–πŸͺ–πŸͺ–πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£ I WALK UP TO HEAVEN ON A MOTORBIKE. ... read more

Kamasi Washington - Fearless Movement
92

I like your funny sax noises music man

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Yr. Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven!
100

GY!BE !!! DROP ANOTHER BANGER ALBUM, AND MY LIFE IS YOUUUUURS!

What do I say about this album that hasn't already been said? It's the best.

The first few minutes of Storm feel like you're ascending to heaven and then sends you all the way down to hell with Gathering Storm.

Static is one of the songs where the first time you listen to it, you just have to think about life. Then it slowly transitions into a massive climax of a song, with World Police.

Sleep is just the best ... read more

Pharoah Sanders - Karma
96

Came out of this having the "I have no enemies" ahh mindset
Anyway, this is my favourite psychedelic trip of an jazz album I've ever heard. It gets really chaotic between the 19-24 minute part of The Creator (I think). It's a bit hard to listen to on a bad day, but it can be one of my favourite parts! Though, the first 2 minutes easily take the cake for "Best Moment" of the song. Colors is really damn underrated. It's one of the most beautiful songs I've ... read more

samlrc - A Lonely Sinner
93

Um, hello??? This is awesome. Has extremely low listens too, but this is Post-Rock so it was bound to get picked up by AOTY. Storge changed my brain chemistry LOL. Might be the best Post-Rock album of 2024 if GY!BE doesn't drop AOTY (which, let's be honest, would you be surprised if they did?)

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