I like this album because I'm deeply weird (compliment)

I like this album because I'm deeply boring (compliment?)

For an album that's basically just singer-songwriter clichés, this is pretty unique (compliment)

Technically speaking, this is the worst political shoegaze album I've listened to (and also the best)

Kinda crazy to make a proto-punk album over half a century after punk was invented (compliment)

This album gave me tinnitus but at least the melodies are catchy (compliment)

zoomer-brained mbv (compliment)

This band is basically audio engineer hell (compliment)

Slowdive for annoying zoomers pt. 2 (compliment)

Slowdive for annoying zoomers (compliment)

whirr but actually good

literally the best album of all time (unbiased)

Basically every indie album combined into one indie album (compliment)

Nursery rhymes for punk rockers (compliment)

woo-woo crystals astrology music (compliment)

Mental illness music (compliment)

Cocteau Twins + depressive episode = this (compliment)

The Beatles but if they went to art school (compliment)

Magical Dinsey princess music (compliment)

This band has good albums too (derogatory)