Drake - ICEMAN
NR

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

The Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight
98

I thought this song was great but never fully connected to it for some reason. then it got used in a comedy series for a guy hanging himself and now I like it and think it's a masterpiece

They Might Be Giants - Factory Showroom
90

84 -> 90
Probably their most accessible album I've heard so far aside from Flood, but damn it's just such a fun record. Banger after banger.

They Might Be Giants - Long Tall Weekend
58

The best songs (Reprehensible and The Edison Museum) are great, but I love TMBG albums for the wacky deep-cuts, the "Toddler Hiway"s and "Shoehorn With Teeth"s and such, and here they're just a bit too bland. Also the first version of They Got Lost I heard was the Severe Tire Damage version which got me very excited only to be let down by the album version lol

Bad Bunny - Tití Me Preguntó
85

I like how the lyrics seem to be just "Let's make Mambo Number 5 again but at least 50% more respectful of women"

J. Cole - MIDDLE CHILD
65

"If I smoke a rapper, it's gon be legit" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence
100

Kinda funny concept to have a lyrical song be about but it's a masterpiece so I can't complain that much really

Tyler, The Creator - Sugar On My Tongue
90

pussy can't taste that good can it. like I imagine it would taste kind of bad right

Various Artists - Nine Sols (Original Soundtrack)
100

CD / vinyl release now or I'm going out like Jietong (JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE NOT SRS)

sombr - 12 to 12
92

89 -> 92

music like this is like cum to me AND I'm a gay 18 year old so I think I'm gonna become sombrpilled soon sorry everybody

Gorillaz - Hallelujah Money
66

This isn't even a bad song at all but making this a single is like the album version of suicide

Benson Boone - Mystical Magical
50

Peak ass

Edit: 65 -> 50. I stand by my statement though. She Mystical on my Benson till I Boone

Benson Boone - Beautiful Things
NR

I would probably be okay with this if it wasn't a hit song where my only awareness of when it's playing comes from when the chorus breaks through my ears in the middle of a grocery store

Jamie Paige - BIRDBRAIN
97

(Edit: 90 -> 97. The chorus and verses are so much stickier than I originally gave credit for, and of course the bridge is amazing. My only real hangup is the Teto voice can be a tiiiny bit grating, which I'd probably be more able to ignore if I were a bigger Vocaloid guy.)

There's about 3 or 4 Vocaloid songs that I like, and all the ones before this one were covers by a human English singer. This song is the exception and might be the thing gets me more into Vocaloid (and ... read more

They Might Be Giants - Apollo 18
76

The best songs are really good, but a lot of the album cuts get repetitive, especially in a few choruses that are just kinda saying the titles a few times over. I wouldn't mind so much if these songs were more infrequent, however this is overall a pretty good album! The chad spider fan versus the virgin spider killer

Steve Lacy - Bad Habit
95

The shirt and tie he's wearing in the music video to make a dollar sign is really really stupid but it kinda works at the same time so.

Gorillaz - Gorillaz
70

A lot of the songs feel kinda like demos, not that they're incomplete or don't accomplish what they want to, but in that they're very spare and more interesting than enjoyable. Good album, but not really for me.

Gorillaz - The Now Now
64

Okaycore. An album that I listened to. Engaging in the same way as a season 5 spongebob episode with jokes that occasionally make me exhale through my nose. The only moments that caught my attention were Tranz (good song), Souk Eye (pretty good song), and whenever a song used that one bwuh whuh synth that video games use whenever they're introducing a half-frog villain named Gus the Great Gloating Glumper (funny)

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