ST4T1C_330 - fatfuck freestyle
75

Andddd we have ANOTHER ISSBROKIE colab I want

Hey... That was not bad! Sadly it didn't give those "Mouth Moods" Aha/You son of a bitch moments (The good ones not the insulting ones lol), but hey, I'd take this WAY over ambient albums made by AOTY users lol

Mumford & Sons - RUSHMERE
NR

So this is the album Spotify is dying to show me

IDK - CLOVER
80

You had me automatically pause my music making on,

"Oh brother... THIS GUY STINKS!!!!"

ISSBROKIE - WTFG!
80

Issbrokie and Joey Valence & Brae colab when

mgk - your name forever
70

We have another thing on the list before a new Frank Ocean album 😭

Five Foot Failure - LOGANtimes15
60

"Despite the mic qualities and the volume-difference-in-song confusions, FFF shows great potential in the making through production"
⭐ Moment: Beats and Apartments

Hey guys, i'm back reviewing and we're starting slow with some projects from fellow members of the Thorns in your Sides label. I overall think this label has some talent and potential, they just need the equipment, the skill, and more to get it. Which this album is a great example.

Lets start with highs. First ... read more

Playboi Carti - MUSIC - SORRY 4 DA WAIT
69

I 4give you Carti. I 4give you β€πŸ§›

Drake - No Face
75

Drake made a perfect lock in song for me that... well, Drakes, while I lock in.

(Real ones know this is the best song he's released in 2024 that doesn't have to do w/ the beef)

Five Foot Failure - CULT STATUS FREESTYLE
70

WAVMOB, Haven, and Five Foot Failure think and give JPEGMAFIA content,

But they're not your Savior.

Ace of Thorns - good night
NR

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Haven - HAVPEGULTRA!
80

We got copycats in the big 25 πŸ₯€πŸ’”

either way, not bad, lyrics where good, performance in general lowered the score, Haven if you're reading this, good game!

Millzrv - THIS MEANS WAR LIL BRO (peyton hezekiah diss)
50

YOU'RE NOT YUNO MILESEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ace of Thorns - killer is me
NR

Oh i'm taking care, taking care of this DISS TRACK TO YO FACE BC YOU REMOVED ME LAST SECOND!!!!

Peyton Hezekiah - HEZZYTORRANCE_ULTRA!
85

Welcome to the lead single of I_Lay_My_Life_Down_For_You_For_!

This might not get consistent rating (20+) bc of other people dropping like Ace (which you should listen to her new LP), but whatever, ya'll might be missing out.

Anyways, this mixtape is going to be some beats off of JPEGMAFIA'S, "I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU" and put my own mix into it. Its kinda going to be like UT_ANIMADVERTIT, trying to get more hype off my name, and also to get attention from other artists ... read more

Ace of Thorns - shame
NR

I GET IT I DISSED YOU AND YOU’RE ASHAMED OF ME, YOU DIDNT HAVE TO MAKE A SONG OUT OF I-

Oh.
Its just a single for dog. Nvmmmmm ❀️

Listened to it, this might be peak fam

Lil Tecca - Dark Thoughts
80

Tecca converts back to mainstream pop rap to give us a banger for 2025 to clear our minds during this confusing day in the rap industry

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
66

"Carti finally POPS OUT at 7:30 in the morning after five years to give one of the most confusing and most underwhelming album from him"
⭐ Moment: Kendrick on GOOD CREDIT saying that Carti's his "Evil Twin"

Okay... So what has happened this morning. I wake up and start laughing when he doesnt drop at 7, 30 minutes later i'm flabbergasted. I'm omw to school and hearing the first 5 songs, and it was not bad. So I put the ratings in and... the track ratings ... read more

MALNEEZY - Play It Like You Stole It, Vol. 1
74

"With some signs of brilliance and signs of instrumentals, Malneezy comes back in the music game stronger than before"
⭐ Moment: Electric Woman Wavez

Okay! Welcome to my first review like an actual critic! Its just a way I could practice my writing skills and hopefully more sufficient than one sentence reviews. Anyways, enough with the chit-chat and lets begin.

Woah, I did not expect it to be like this.
Malneezy's "Play It Like You Stole It, Vol 1" is a around 30-40 ... read more

Noami - 700 miles away
75

A nice piece of ambient folk that either eases you down, or as a eateot fan, make you peacefully unsettled.

bbno$ - antidepressants
75

Hacker Level 9000 "ya got games on your phone" kid

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