YENA - Catch Catch
35

TikTok bait for low-IQ, rot-brain, programmed NPCs

Evanescence - Who Will You Follow
65

As always, Amy carries the whole generic ass song.

Ado - soldier game
80

Ado´s best song and performance since One piece stuff. She actually sings like a human being here.

Poppy - Empty Hands
40

Generic metal core with flat, washed out metal core production courtesy of Fishy Jordan, as usual - over processed and unnatural clean vocals, super compressed guitars, drums sounds like programmed, non existing bass. There are some pretty melodic vocal moments delivered by Poppy and some interesting/cool moment but those are very few and far between. Can you, Poppy, ditch that stinky Fish back to a sewer and return to i disagree times?

Falling In Reverse - All My Women
15

I never been on Falling In Reverse ridiculous hate train, they had some decent songs, collab with Manson is one of them, but this makes all songs on Popular Monster, which wasn't good, sound like a Master of puppets. Probably the biggest shit biscuit i heard in last 12 months. Stupid and juvenile lyrics aside, the production is a load of bullfuck - that compression, that audio mix AND that autotune, god, so much autotune, more then usually. Makes Ronnie sound like he´s a drunk robot ... read more

Ghost - It's A Sin
70

Ghost made another cover, pretty good, as usual, the problem is, they take these great songs, like this one, and they dont add too much to them. Tobias is not a bad singer, but also not a great one. Basically every song they covered had better vocals.

Electric Callboy - Tanzneid
45

The more new songs they are releasing, the more i am appreciating Tekkno. This is, so far, their blandest, safest, most boring song. Not counting that terrible cover of Sum 41. Only decent, albeit predictable part, is the breakdown. They are running out of ideas, and i am curious for how long their fans will eat the same meal that is getting worse.

Poppy - End of You
60

Disappointing, they had an opportunity to create something special, instead they played it safe.

Ghost - Peacefield
50

Lamefield - By far their worst single from upcoming album, feels like a filler song from the middle of the album track list, alas they decided to open new album with this song, heh, that does not bring to much confidence, lads. But i can see it will link/transfer well with/into much much better Lachryma. Still excited for this album, but this song? NAH.

Ado - ルル [RuLe]
20

Its Usseewa all over again, but somehow even more obnoxious, annoying and arrogant in almost every way, truly spectacular. Ado´s doctor should finally prescribed her some xanax.

Judas Priest - Invincible Shield
70

Legends of metal have returned with another album. And it is.....really good! It has high energy, great production, copious amount of classic hard hitting riffs and great vocals. The guitar work and Rob´s vocals are clear standout on this album. Blistering, melodic solos, clever harmonizing and overall great guitar tone. Rob being 72 years young sounds good as ever. I dont know what this lad drinks, but he is wiping the floor with other legends of his age namely Bruce Dickinson and Ozzy. ... read more

Ice Spice - Think U The Shit (Fart)
20

This music is ass. Literally ass music. Her brain, her personality and all her "talents" are contained in that ass. If you are an assoholic you may be tolerant to this piece of ass, you might even enjoy it. I like ass too, but i like music more. And this ain't music, its ass.

BABYMONSTER - Batter Up
30

Oh look, another commercial girl K-pop group that came out of nowhere and looks/sounds exactly like any previous commercial girl k-pop group before. This soulless corporate balloon is over-saturated and its about time for it to burst and vanish from existence.

Black Sabbath - Paranoid
87

Time is relentless and nostalgia is a cruel mistress. Some things age like fish and you might realize the fact that something that was awesome decades ago is actually not good at all today. That does not apply to Paranoia. With little bit of polish in remastered version this thing still holds up pretty well even today, this album aged better than my mother. Which is pretty remarkable considering she is as old as this record.

There is not a single bad song on this album. There are change of ... read more

Dua Lipa - Dance The Night
76

This could be on next "Streets of Rage" game. Very well produced, good oldschool dancy vibe. I dont need to see Barbie to know that this is a good pop music.

花冷え。 [HANABIE.] - 来世は偉人![Reborn Superstar!]
40

I did not have high hopes for this album and i am still disappointed, negligibly, but disappointed nonetheless.

This band, as it is now, have one major flaw. It seems to me that they are unable to write a song around a riff and/or a melody. Some songs jump from one section to the other without any cohesion or logic. Where is verse? bridge? chorus? or pre-chorus? Most of the time, I don't know.

Growls are good, the girl has some hot pipes. Clean vocals are okay, but they are very produced and ... read more

Lil Uzi Vert - Pink Tape
40

Your average, modern, overproduced, autotune infested rap album with boring edgy lyrics and boring unimaginative beats - typically overrated here. But the two metal tracks were good. Probably because they weren't written by this Uzi fella.

BABYMETAL - Elevator Girl
45

By far worst Babymetal song ever, by the numbers, with boring chorus and choreography, seems almost unfinished. Not even great duck off riff and awesome sounding bass cant save this track.

P.S. English version is even worse - with cringe lyrics that completely changed meaning and flow of the song. What they were thinking.

Ado - うっせぇわ [Usseewa]
35

Whiny Japanse teenage edgequeen - The Song.

DragonForce - Extreme Power Metal
70

Unapologetically cheesy, self aware, surprisingly varied and FUN.

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