false advertisement

Not apes singing, where the fuck are the Gorillas??

He's not ugly?????? Neither is he little.

The music isn't really good. It's pretty mid actually. Plus, they signed Big Sean.

ain't got shit on crack

These are not humans, but rather robots in a studio. Nice try CIA. But I am not so easily fooled as you'd expect me to be.
Source: https://discopogo.ochre.store/merch/420342-disco-pogo-daft-punk-we-were-the-robots (it CLEARLY says they were robots, and they "were" because they split up and the label stopped charging them)

I expected this album to be very scary and spooky off of the cover but it's radio power pop

his hair is fucking green blind bitch

no

*looking down an putting my palms on my chest* uhhh no im not

Azealia Banks' EP "1991" was, in fact, released in May 28th, 2012, not in 1991,

a surprising amount of them aren't! Including even the first track! This is nuts.

If I were to claim that the Arctic Monkeys are a band I would not be wrong, that is what you are, so please get your information straight and your facts checked.

So close! Not, actually.

I'm pretty sure that's a chicken nugget in the album cover instead of a police officer

it white

Only two gecs are confirmed to exist, those being Laura Les and Dylan Brady, not 100 or 1000.

this is fucking outrageous

only that little shit from Sixth Sense sees ghosts. As far as we know: it's not plural.

I'm tired of people advertising albums made by or about animals and them not being there, where the fuck is said Wolf?

stealing is illegal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft

I'm sad to inform all the fathers out there that if they play this they won't get to watch their sweet little sport but they'll rather hear the ear bleeding catastrophe that is "midwest emo".

art rock has existed for decades it is not new this is false advertisement no no i am being misled here i will not be guided down a cliff with the others i am the innovator the thinker the super sperm i will not let others put me on a leash and tell me things to believe i will decide them myself as i am a human being and a free thinke-
oooooooo is that ice cream yes please!

Goldfish are rather small actually, they grow to between 4.7 inches to 8.7 inches.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish

it looks more like my left testicle than a moon or a pool

wrong